Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Welcome To Snore County (Signs) T Shirts

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No need to work in the transportation industry to enjoy any of these wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a county transportation sign that says "Welcome To Snore County". Perfect gag humor gifts for anyone who snores, whether asleep or awake!

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Friday, September 26, 2014

Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Aprons

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Bags

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes!

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If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Postcards

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Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Necklace

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Mug

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Virus Classification? T Shirt

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?"

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Aprons

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Stickers

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Neckwear

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your International Morse Code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the dits and dahs (dots and dashes) of IMC along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". Make others do a double-take at how you text in these modern times!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Refrigerator Magnets

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Pin

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Keychains

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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