Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 22, 2014

Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter Round Stickers

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No need to be a die-hard chess player to enjoy any of these reflective chess set image gifts with the chess truism saying "Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter". Showcase your eternal chess spirit with any of these memorable chess saying gifts the next time you play chess!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Postcard

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Bridge Widow (Four Card Suits) Tee Shirt

Does your spouse spend way too much time playing the game of bridge, whether online, in-person, or both? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Widow". Make others do a double-take at how much time your spouse/partner sets aside for playing the game of bridge!

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No U-Turn On Independent Thinking (Traffic Sign) Post Card

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Are you an independent thinker? No need to be a philosopher to enjoy this traffic sign humor gift featuring the No U-turn sign that means "No U-Turn On Independent Thinking". Memorable and inspirational transportation attitude graduation gifts! No need to be a transportation engineer or teacher to enjoy!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Key Chain

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Sunday, September 21, 2014

Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock T Shirts

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform all day and all night will enjoy any of these wry Bug Droid warning sign gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the saying that all programmers can identify with: "Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek Bug Droid humor today on what you do all the time! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Print

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Do you frequently give others a piece of your mind? Showcase your wry sense of geek humor with this poster featuring the various anatomical parts of the brain along with the saying "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Which Piece Did You Want?" Psychological double-entendre attitude poster for all who give others a piece of their mind!

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Mean Thoughts Inside (Statistics Humor) Postcards

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Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these psychological stats gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve), along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician, psychologist, or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre gifts for all who think about averages and statistics constantly!

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Geological Time Scale (Geological Age) Mugs

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No matter what age you are, if you are into Earth's history and geological age, you'll enjoy any of these colorful time line gifts featuring the geological time scale, complete with periods and epochs. Showcase your geological attitude with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Tshirt

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No need to be a chemist, chemistry teacher, or chemistry major to enjoy wry Periodic Table of Elements humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness". Make others do a double-take on the contributions of Mendeleev in discovering the periodic function of elements with a dose of scientific fun today!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Coffee Mug

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Mature RNA Inside Coffee Mugs

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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Dimensions Of Freedom (Geometry Humor) Trucker Hats

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No need to be a mathematician or philosopher to enjoy wry geometric humor with any of these gifts featuring five "Dimensions Of Freedom": point, line, square, cube, tesseract. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek mathematical humor on the different dimensions of freedom!

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Strategy Requires Thought Tactics Observation Round Stickers

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this chess truism quote that says "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude gifts for all those who love chess strategy and who observe carefully at the chessboard when playing chess!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Dartboard With Darts

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Mugs

One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Bags

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Post Cards

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Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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