Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Business Card Template

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Card

tagged with: psyche, psychology, optical illusion, illusion, color, saying, truism, humor, attitude, checkers, shadow, check shadow illusion, optics, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual deception, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Just Keep Coding (Bug Droid Letters Font) Square Stickers

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Software engineers and programmers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid font by mikan120 along with the following software development advice: "Just Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek geek humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Photosynthesis (Chemical Formula) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, chemical formula, carbon dioxide, oxygen, autotroph, geek, attitude, words and unwords, biochemistry, chemistry, educational, formula

Showcase your biochemical from light to energy side with any of these gifts featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis along with an illustration of the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Educational, scientific fun for all who know how autotrophs operate!

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Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain Round Stickers

tagged with: brain, humor, attitude, knowing yourself, knowing your brain, truism, saying, medical, anatomy, anatomical, medicine, doctor, neurosurgeon, psyche, psychology, words and unwords, advice

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain, along with the saying "Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of psychological attitude today with this funny truism saying!

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Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Mugs

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Do you lack common sense? If so, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Custom Announcement

tagged with: periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, love is a chemical reaction, science, geek, humor, chemistry, words and unwords, chemist, geek love

If you are hosting a geek wedding or geek wedding reception, you'll enjoy this customizable invitation featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Love Is A Chemical Reception". Memorable geek attitude wedding invitation for all who know what love's chemistry can do!

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Tee Shirt

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Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Neck Ties

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Are you frazzled on a daily basis? Are you frazzled from time to time? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these anatomical attitude gifts featuring the neuron / synapse along with the warning to others. Emotional truism says the following: "Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside". Make others do a double-take before talking to you with any of these timeless educational scientific gifts! Perfect gifts for those who work in stressful professions!

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Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity (Nikola Tesla) Key Chain

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Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of the Nikola Tesla gifts with the saying "Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity". Serbian-American Tesla was a genius before his time and literally invented today's wireless world. Often attributed as the "Father of the Radio" and consequently as the "Father of Wireless", Tesla contributed much to today's modern world via elucidating alternate current. Timeless Tesla gifts for all!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture T Shirt

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with a petri dish or the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy microbiology humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these truism gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Beverage Coaster

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem Tie

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If you have ever wondered about Euclid's proof of the Pythagorean theorem, wonder no longer with any of these mathematically simplicity gifts. Featuring "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem". Educational mathematical attitude gifts for any mathematician or Euclidean geometry fan!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) Mugs

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Belt Buckles

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

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If you're looking for a small invitation or an RSVP card, you'll enjoy any of these "A Wonderland Invitation Just For You" cards featuring White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as designed by John Tenniel and found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Note: The back is completely customizable for your RSVP needs.

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned (Sign) Post Cards

tagged with: merger ahead, merge zone, transportation, signs, signage, humor, attitude, psychology, organizational psychology, consider yourself forewarned, warning, funny, geek, engineer, psychologist, engineering, organizational structure, forewarned, words and unwords, office politics, reorganization, wordsandunwords, traffic sign, traffic, wordsunwords, saying, truism, satire, sarcasm, office humor

Are you involved in mergers and acquisitions or has your organization been merged into another? Organizational psychology fans will enjoy any of these transportation signs featuring the merge zone warning, along with the organizational truism saying for anyone who has been involved in a reorganization: "Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned". Make others do a double-take with any of these signage humor gifts! Memorable office politics gifts for all!

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