Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, September 14, 2014

World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Jewelry

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T Shirt

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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment, no matter how extreme, in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Mouse Pads

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Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Mousepad

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Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect gifts for all who live in today's wireless world and depend upon the wheelwork of nature!

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Shirts

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Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Personalized Invitations

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Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Keychain

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Are you often misunderstood? Showcase wry math and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the saying "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who think in another dimension -- the fifth dimension!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Puzzles

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International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece T-shirt

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Candy Dishes

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Post Cards

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No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Business Card

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Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Clocks

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Think Energy Balance (Atmosphere Ocean Land) Button

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No need to be an earth scientist or atmospheric scientist to understand energy balance. Showcase your intelligent environmental side with any of these gifts featuring the energy balance between Earth (land, ocean) and its atmosphere, along with the caption "Think Energy Balance". Memorable gifts for anyone who think about atmospheric radiation and energy balance!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs

Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Refrigerator Magnet

What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Keychain

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Trinket Box

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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