Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

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Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

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Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Jigsaw Puzzles

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor iPad Mini Cover

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Belt Buckles

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts! Great gifts for any fan of Egyptian geography!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Christmas Tree Ornaments

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Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Yubo Lunch Boxes

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Have lunch with a dose of brainy humor with this lunchbox featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with a dose of classic geek anatomical attitude at your next meal!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Letterhead

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements iPod Speaker

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Those with a sense of geek humor in life will enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts that featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

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Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Throw Pillows

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Showcase your wry wireless and electrical engineer side with this pillow gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent illustration for "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for all AC dynamo fans!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Apron

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Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Speakers

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Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter Premium Gift Boxes

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Do you like doing research -- i.e., triangulating your sources? No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to enjoy wry math and geometry humor gifts featuring an isosceles triangle, along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to mean: "Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter". Memorable tongue-in-cheek Euclidean humor geometry gifts!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Cake Topper

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Journals

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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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