Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Thomas Edison Doesn't Mean Its Useless Quote T-shirt

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Inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy this timeless funny quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Edison once said: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Inspirational experimental quote gifts for all who know that it is not useless -- even if something doesn't work the way that you thought it would! For all those who try, fail, and discover utility in something else!

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Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn (Chess) T Shirts

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Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that, when making decisions on the chess board, one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect gifts for avid chess players and chess teachers!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Tshirts

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Busy As A Bee Can Be (Bee Saying) Pet Shirt

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Are you frequently busy as a bee? Showcase your bee-like attitude toward life and your schedule with any of these gifts featuring a bee along with the truism saying "Busy As A Bee Can Be". Make others do a double-take about how you feel toward life with a dose of bee attitude today!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse (Bridge Humor) Apron

Do you know how to finesse at the bridge table? Showcase wry suggestive duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Double-entendre fun for all bridge players at the bridge table!

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Paradigm Shift Begins With Psychology Necktie

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Think different with this duck/rabbit illusion with the caption "Paradigm Shift Begins With Psychology". Perfect gift for all fans of scientific revolutions from within!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Physics Humor) T Shirt

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No need to be a physics major or a student of physics to enjoy this wry signage gift tee featuring the speed limit of light as a joke. Speed limit sign says "186,282.397 MPS" - that's miles per second! Showcase your speed limit of visual observation with wry scientific traffic sign / transportation signage humor when you wear this geek attitude t-shirt!

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Nine Bug Droids (Multi-Colored Android) Custom Invitation

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Make others do a double-take the next time you have a party with any of these invitations featuring nine Android bug droids in pop art colors! Software developers, open source computer programmers, software engineers, and geeks will treasure these invites as keepsakes of the event!

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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) Shirt

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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis!

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Shirts

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Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant!

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Protest Pluto's Demotion From Planetary Status! Pinback Button

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If you were disappointed at the demotion of Pluto from planetary status, you'll enjoy any of these galactic attitude gifts featuring the planets in our solar system, along with Pluto's status as a dwarf object. Comes with the wry die-hard Pluto fan saying: "Protest Pluto's Demotion From Planetary Status!" Make others do a double-take on our solar system with any of these astronomy geek humor gifts! Especially for all admirers of Pluto, which was once counted as the ninth planet in our solar system!

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Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Tees

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No need to be a geologist or paleontologist to enjoy this spiral of time "Geological Time In Perspective" gift tee. Featuring the various periods, eons, and epochs of Earth's history. Memorable gift of a spiral walk from Earth's inception!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic T-shirts

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If you love chemistry and use the (Mendeleev's) periodic table of elements, you'll enjoy wry chemical attitude on any of these gifts featuring the periodic table of elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic" in Love Letters font. No need to have a life to enjoy chemistry humor today!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Fridge Magnets

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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"Dynamic Electric Machine" Nikola Tesla Tshirt

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Wireless genius and AC dynamo advocate Nikola Tesla created the "dynamic electric machine" and received a patent for it by the U.S. Patent Office. Here, from the archives of history, is a gift tee that is perfect for any electrical engineer, radio fan, or wireless advocate. Showcase Nikola Tesla's genius today!

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Where Would We Be Without Active Transport? Tee Shirt

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Cell biologists will enjoy this biology humor gift tee that says "Where Would We Be Without Active Transport?" Featuring the sodium-potassium pump that is used in active transport. Perfect science humor gift for those with cells!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi On A Pie) Posters

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If you're a die-hard pi fan, you'll enjoy looking at this poster featuring the mathematical constant pi on a pie along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, irrational number attitude today!

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Are You Congruent? (Math Humor) T-shirt

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No need to be a math teacher or mathematician to enjoy this "Are You Congruent?" gift tee! Ask yourself and others with a dose of geometric attitude whether they are congruent. Featuring various congruent triangles. Make others wonder what you mean when you ask this wry psychological math humor question!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Refrigerator Magnet

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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