Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Thomas Edison Doesn't Mean Its Useless Quote Button

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Inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy this timeless funny quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Edison once said: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Inspirational experimental quote gifts for all who know that it is not useless -- even if something doesn't work the way that you thought it would! For all those who try, fail, and discover utility in something else!

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Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn (Chess) Fridge Magnets

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Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that, when making decisions on the chess board, one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect gifts for avid chess players and chess teachers!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Personalized Invitation

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Bee Thoughtful (Bee On Honeycomb Background) Postcard

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All who love bees and are thoughtful will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a honeycomb background along with the wry bee saying "Bee Thoughtful". Make others do a double-take with sound calm advice with these memorable bee attitude gifts!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse (Bridge Humor) Tshirts

Do you know how to finesse at the bridge table? Showcase wry suggestive duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Double-entendre fun for all bridge players at the bridge table!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Post Card

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Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today

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Speed Limit Zero (0) High On Entropy (Physics) Tee Shirt

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Are you high on entropy? Showcase your witty sense of scientific humor with this traffic sign / transportation signage attitude gift tee, featuring "Speed Limit Zero (0)", along with the caption "High On Entropy". No need to be a chemistry or physics major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek speed limit fun! Perfect truism saying gift for those who love to rest & be a natural couch potato!

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Saturday, August 30, 2014

I Eat Code For A Living (Developer) Tee Shirt

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Do you work with open source code for a living? Showcase your wry side with any of these gifts for programmers, software developers, and software engineers! Featuring robot / bug droid, along with the truism saying "I Eat Code For A Living" and the objects of cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- with Android peaking around. Make others do a double-take at what you do with a dose of computer geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Sahara Desert Blowing Off West African Coast Tees

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Fans of the Sahara Desert will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery geography gift tee featuring "Sahara Desert Blowing Off West African Coast". Make others do a double-take when you wear this beautiful, vivid existential Earth's landscape t-shirt!

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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) Fridge Magnet

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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis!

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Stickers

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Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) T-shirts

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Have you ever been accused of being abnormal? You'll enjoy this statistical humor gift tee featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian distribution), complete with percentages. Caption says: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Perfect gift for those who understand the world of probabilities and normality!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Physics Humor) T Shirt

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No need to be a physics major or a student of physics to enjoy this wry signage gift tee featuring the speed limit of light as a joke. Speed limit sign says "186,282.397 MPS" - that's miles per second! Showcase your speed limit of visual observation with wry scientific traffic sign / transportation signage humor when you wear this geek attitude t-shirt!

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Sun Earth You Are Here (Astronomy Humor) Card

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Showcase your wry scientific galactic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Sun in our solar system, along with planet Earth. Existential gifts featuring "You Are Here" callout. No need to be a philosopher to ponder where we are in the universe. Make others do a double-take on the precious planet that we all live on!

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Current Epoch In Perspective (Geological Time) Shirt

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Geologists, paleontologists, and anyone who thinks in terms of geological time will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift featuring the spiral of Earth's time. Says: "Current Epoch In Perspective", with callout caption "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Showcase Earth's full history with this educational historical time t-shirt!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Post Cards

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No need to be chemist or chemistry major to believe that life is so element. Showcase wry chemistry humor with any of these "Periodic Table Of Elements" gifts with the tongue-in-cheek chemistry truism "Life Is So Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who knows about the periodic table!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Buttons

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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AC Dynamo Electrical System T Shirt

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Showcase Serbian-American inventor wireless genius Nikola Tesla's patent of the "AC Dynamo Electrical System" on this Nikola Tesla gift tee! Perfect gift for electrical engineers and anyone into today's wireless world!

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Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival Tee Shirts

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Let others know, with this wry scientific humor gift tee, that "Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival". Featuring the sodium-potassium pump, complete with gradient. Perfect gift for cell biologists or anyone who understands how important osmoregulation is to one's survival!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi On Pie) Oval Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry pi fan sense of humor with this belt buckle gift featuring pi on a pie along with the geek humor saying "Wanted A World Filled With Pi".

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