Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Staph Only (Biology Prokaryote Humor) Tee Shirt

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Make others do a double-take when you wear this "Staph Only" (meaning "Staff Only" when pronounced) gift t-shirt featuring a prokaryote (i.e., bacteria). Colorful design with detailed labels. No matter where you work or what you do, whether in the medical field or in a lab or otherwise, you'll enjoy this educational microbiology humor!

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3-D Miquelon and Saint Pierre Islands Tshirt

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No need to have visited either Miquelon or Saint Pierre, the two French overseas collectivity, in North America (south of Newfoundland) to enjoy any of these 3-D stereoscopic image pair of the islands. Make others do a double-take with any of these satellite geography gifts today!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pi On A Pie) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical geek humor for all who love to eat and think pi!

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My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point T-shirts

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Are you frequently at an inflection point in life? Showcase math attitude with this graph gift tee that features an inflection point, along with the saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Showcase wry mathematical geometry humor today, no matter where you are in life! Psychology and philosophy of life double entendre for all!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Post Card

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Mousepad

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' (Humor) T Shirts

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If you play chess everyday of the week, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect gifts for chess fanatics who can't stop thinking and playing chess every day of the week!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tshirts

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Tee Shirts

If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be!

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I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged Tee Shirts

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Do you get lost frequently? Showcase your wry intelligent traffic sign / transportation sign humor side with this signage attitude gift tee featuring the warning sign of a traffic circle. Says: "I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged". Let others know that you are frequently directionally challenged with this tongue-in-cheek signage humor gift!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Postcard

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Coffee Mugs

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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4 Views Of The San Francisco Bay Area Tee Shirts

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No need to have lived in the San Francisco Bay Area to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "4 Views Of The San Francisco Bay Area". Perfect gift for any fan of the Bay Area who's looking for a scientific, out-of-this-world perspective of the region!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen (Brain) Sticker

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If you love to think, you'll enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain with labels, along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen". Make others do a double-take the next time they think and how thinking occurs with any of these brainy, thoughtful gifts!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Coffee Mug

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Pins

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Team Chemistry (Periodic Table Of Elements) Apron

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Team Chemistry", along with the Periodic Table of Elements. Chemistry cheatsheet for those with chemical attitude. Perfect gifts for any fan who believes in learning about all of the elements!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Postcards

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Economic Transmission Of Power Tshirt

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Inventor and genius Nikola Tesla triumphed over Thomas Edison. Inventor of the radio, Tesla essentially was the father of today's wireless world. Showcase your Tesla spirit with any of these quotable quote gifts that say "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man."

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