Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Mugs

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Do you lack common sense? If so, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean!

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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) Shirt

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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside" on this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Make others do a double-take at what lies within!

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You Are Here (Geological Age Earth's History) Round Stickers

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Do you know where you are in geological time? If you are a fan of Earth's history and think in terms of eons, epochs, and periods, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological age gifts featuring Earth's timeline, along with the call-out "You Are Here" pointing to the present. Scientific attitude gifts for all those who live in the present and know about it!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Tshirt

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No need to be a chemist, chemistry teacher, or chemistry major to enjoy wry Periodic Table of Elements humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness". Make others do a double-take on the contributions of Mendeleev in discovering the periodic function of elements with a dose of scientific fun today!

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I Need Time To Restore My Neurotransmitters Canvas Bags

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Do you have a memory problem? After finishing a thought, do you need some down time to recuperate and begin your next thought? Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with labels of all important parts (axon, myelin sheath, dendrite, etc.). Truism saying for all who lose their thought in conversation: "I Need Time To Restore My Neurotransmitters". Thoughtful gifts for those who need a time out for their thoughts!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Coffee Mug

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T Shirt

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Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Apron

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Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Cake Toppers

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem Tie

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If you have ever wondered about Euclid's proof of the Pythagorean theorem, wonder no longer with any of these mathematically simplicity gifts. Featuring "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem". Educational mathematical attitude gifts for any mathematician or Euclidean geometry fan!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Cake Topper

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Round Sticker

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Chess The Art Of Analysis Refrigerator Magnets

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If you have played chess for a while, you will realize that chess induces a thinking on a different plane. Showcase your deep thoughts with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess The Art Of Analysis". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Bee Geek Inside Dry-Erase Whiteboard

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Magnets

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Kunlun Fault Tibet Greeting Card

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If you enjoy satellite geography and viewing landmarks from outer space, you'll enjoy this vivid Picture Earth photo of the Kunlun Fault in Tibet on any of these gifts. Perfect earth science visual attitude gifts for all fans of mountain ranges and faults! Memorable gifts for geography lovers!

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