Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Bee Geek Inside Dry-Erase Whiteboard

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Magnets

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Kunlun Fault Tibet Greeting Card

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If you enjoy satellite geography and viewing landmarks from outer space, you'll enjoy this vivid Picture Earth photo of the Kunlun Fault in Tibet on any of these gifts. Perfect earth science visual attitude gifts for all fans of mountain ranges and faults! Memorable gifts for geography lovers!

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Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain Round Stickers

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain, along with the saying "Knowing Yourself Starts With Knowing Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of psychological attitude today with this funny truism saying!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Canvas Bags

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Courier Bag

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Chemists will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Live Large Love Chemistry" in Love Letters font. Memorable gift for anyone who just loves chemistry and thinks about the elements all the time!

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My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time Key Chains

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Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with labels of all key parts (axon, schwann cell), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". Memorable scientific attitude truism saying gifts for thinkers, biologists, scientists, psychologists, philosophers, and anyone whose thoughts escape from time to time!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Mugs

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture T Shirt

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with a petri dish or the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy microbiology humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these truism gifts!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Mp3 Speaker

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Tshirt

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Mini Speaker

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Magnets

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Chess Is War (Chess Attitude) Pinback Buttons

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If you believe that chess is war, you'll enjoy any of these gifts with a reflective chess set with the chess truism saying "Chess Is War". Die-hard chess players will enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts. Perfect gifts for those who go to war at the chessboard!

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A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

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Showcase your wry Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's drawing of White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take the next you invite!

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Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game (Four Card Suits) Bag

Showcase your love of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today! For all who play bridge to relax!

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US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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