Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, August 08, 2014

Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Post Cards

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Water Bottles

tagged with: p53 pathways, tumor suppressor gene, tumor suppressor protein, pathways, cell biology, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, educational, scientific

P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Yubo Lunchboxes

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Showcase your hungry pi sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any mathematician or scientist!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Skin For The NOOK Color

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Christmas Ornament

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge Humor Saying Luggage Tags

Showcase your wry bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism that any avid bridge player can identify with: "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Thursday, August 07, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Kindle Fire Decal

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Post Card

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No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Notepads

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Covers For iPad

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Showcase your wry brain side with this Dodo case gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following quirky saying that will make anyone do a double-take: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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Metatron's Cube (Sacred Geometry) Business Card

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Introduce yourself with a dose of sacred geometry flair with any of these customizable business cards featuring "Metatron's Cube", which contains the "Fruit of Life" and the five Platonic solids.

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

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Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Mug

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Ornament

Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Beverage Coasters