Monday, August 04, 2014

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers


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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Round Clocks


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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Laptop Speaker


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If you love chemistry and use the (Mendeleev's) periodic table of elements, you'll enjoy wry chemical attitude on any of these gifts featuring the periodic table of elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic" in Love Letters font. No need to have a life to enjoy chemistry humor today!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock


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Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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Nikola Tesla Our Machinery Will Be Driven By Power Posters


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Showcase your wry electrical engineer wireless side with this poster gift featuring a black-and-white portrait of Serbian-American genius Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations: "Ere Many Generations Pass, Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable At Any Point Of the Universe".

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Red Queen Hypothesis (Wonderland Alice Red Queen) Ceramic Tiles


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Biologists will enjoy any of these Red Queen Hypothesis gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice being dragged by Red Queen as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the following caption that says it all: "In reference to an evolutionary system, continuing adaptation is needed in order for a species to maintain its relative fitness amongst the systems it is co-evolving with".

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Notebook Speaker


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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Note Books


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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Note Pad


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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote Ceramic Tile


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Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with any of these gifts featuring Alice meeting Humpty Dumpty and having a conversation with this infamous nursery rhyme character as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable gifts for anyone into words and their meanings! Passage quote says it all: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"

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Birth Of European Dark Bee (Honey Bee) Yubo Lunchbox


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Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy having a meal with this lunchbox featuring "Birth Of European Dark Bee". The European Dark bee is also known under its scientific name Apis mellifera mellifera.

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp


Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Magnets


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Do you view life as a series of ups and downs? Do you view life as a helicopter ride? Showcase your wry transportation sign sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation". Memorable signage saying gifts for all who have experienced the ups and down of life!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Ceramic Tiles


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Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Ornament


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If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable gift for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Note Book


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Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Case


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If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Covers


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Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Custom Announcement


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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Christmas Ornament


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Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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