Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 04, 2014

Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Ornament

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If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable gift for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Note Book

tagged with: hebbian learning, psyche, biology, psychology, learning, cells that fire together, wire together, neuron, synapse, words and unwords, learner, neurotransmitter, anatomy, anatomical, biologist, psychologist, medicine

Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Covers

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Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Custom Announcement

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Christmas Ornament

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Notepads

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Christmas Ornament

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) iPod Speaker

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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote iPod Speakers

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles

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If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!

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Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags

When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button

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No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Sunday, August 03, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Kitchen Towel

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Ornament

tagged with: san francisco, geography, bay area coastline, earth science, scientist, picture earth, earth scientist, satellite imagery, san francisco bay area, words and unwords, attitude, satellite picture, science, geographer, meteorologist, science in society

No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Notebook Speakers

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Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) T-shirt

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Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Problematic Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Ornament

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Is your brain problematic to you? Showcase your wry and witty sense of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Problematic Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of brainy humor today! Makes a perfect gag gift for anyone with a problematic brain or who just can't stop thinking about the problems in the world we live in today!

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The Original Fujita Scale Tetsuya Theodore Fujita Cloth Napkin

tagged with: tornado fan, tornado watcher, tornado, the original fujita scale, tetsuya theodore fujita, meteorology, meteorologist, extreme weather, tornado intensity, words and unwords, weather, scale, fujita scale, storm weather, science, scientist, earth scientist, educational, educational resources

The Fujita scale is a scale for rating tornado intensity, based on the damage tornadoes inflict on human-built structures and vegetation. No need to be a meteorologist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the technical details of the Fujita tornado intensity scale as originally devised by Tetsuya Theodore Fujita, as published in Satellite Mesometeorology Research Program Research Paper Number 91 in 1971. Memorable gifts for any tornado watcher!

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Ornament

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, funny, humor, periodic table, periodic table of elements, sarcasm, words and unwords, my life consists of nothing, chemist, elemental, attitude, saying, truism, science, scientist

Those with a sense of geek humor in life will enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts that featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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