Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 04, 2014

Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags

When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button

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No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Sunday, August 03, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Kitchen Towel

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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4 Views Of The Bay Area (Satellite Imagery) Ornament

tagged with: san francisco, geography, bay area coastline, earth science, scientist, picture earth, earth scientist, satellite imagery, san francisco bay area, words and unwords, attitude, satellite picture, science, geographer, meteorologist, science in society

No need to be an earth scientist or a resident of the Bay Area to enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "4 Views Of The Bay Area". Make others do a double-take from viewing the Bay Area from outer space with any of these gifts!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Notebook Speakers

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) T-shirt

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Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Problematic Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Ornament

tagged with: problematic brain inside, brainy saying, saying, brain, brainy, humor, geek, thinker, philosopher, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, different parts of the brain, scientist, scientific, educational, worrier, problematic, problem solver, brain malfunction

Is your brain problematic to you? Showcase your wry and witty sense of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Problematic Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of brainy humor today! Makes a perfect gag gift for anyone with a problematic brain or who just can't stop thinking about the problems in the world we live in today!

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The Original Fujita Scale Tetsuya Theodore Fujita Cloth Napkin

tagged with: tornado fan, tornado watcher, tornado, the original fujita scale, tetsuya theodore fujita, meteorology, meteorologist, extreme weather, tornado intensity, words and unwords, weather, scale, fujita scale, storm weather, science, scientist, earth scientist, educational, educational resources

The Fujita scale is a scale for rating tornado intensity, based on the damage tornadoes inflict on human-built structures and vegetation. No need to be a meteorologist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the technical details of the Fujita tornado intensity scale as originally devised by Tetsuya Theodore Fujita, as published in Satellite Mesometeorology Research Program Research Paper Number 91 in 1971. Memorable gifts for any tornado watcher!

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Ornament

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, funny, humor, periodic table, periodic table of elements, sarcasm, words and unwords, my life consists of nothing, chemist, elemental, attitude, saying, truism, science, scientist

Those with a sense of geek humor in life will enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts that featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Poster

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

Electrical engineers will enjoy this poster featuring "Dynamic Electric Machine", the AC dynamo invented by Nikola Tesla. It is U.S. Patent 390721.

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Belt Buckle

tagged with: life is nothing but a, tasty matter of pi, pi on a pie, pie, geek humor, pi fan, mathematician, words and unwords, saying, mathematical constant, irrational number, humor, truism, funny, life saying, math teacher

Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Acrylic Award

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, humor, geek, antiquated code, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, educational, attitude, saying, truism, code, air traffic controllers, communication, decode, telecommunication, methods, techniques, funny

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Awards

tagged with: invent, invention, experimentation, never once made a discovery, all my work was deductive, pure and simple, inspirational, quote, thomas edison, words and unwords, research, motivational, quotation, thomas alva edison, science, scientist, engineer, engineering, words of wisdom, genius, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Posters

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this poster featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless poster that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Christmas Tree Ornaments

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Chronically Sleep Deprived Ahead (Warning Sign) Postage Stamps

tagged with: chronically sleep deprived ahead, sign humor, signage, sleep deprived lifestyle, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, sign, warning sign, yellow diamond warning sign, geek humor

Are you a sleep deprived person? If you are, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Chronically (Sleep) Deprived Ahead". Make others do a double-take on why you are able to write more often with a dose of wry sign humor today!

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Welcome To Android County (Transportation Sign) Sandals

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Are you a software developer working on the Android platform? Showcase your wry technological sense of humor with these sandals featuring the county transportation sign that says the following: "Welcome To Android County". Make others do a double-take about the county that they have just entered with these clever Android robot / Android bug droid (bugdroid) flip flops! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Custom Letterhead

tagged with: lake carnegie, picture earth, western australia, lake, colorful, temporary, australia, photo, satellite photo, words and unwords, science, nature, satellite, photography, educational resources, outer space imagery

Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie from NASA's Visible Earth collection on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this unique outer space viewpoint!

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