Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, August 03, 2014

Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

tagged with: yield to discipline, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, transportation sign humor, attitude, advice, words and unwords, dicipline, geek

Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Saturday, August 02, 2014

Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides Letterhead Template

tagged with: android, bug droid, open source, geek, programmer, coder, software engineer, software developer, stay focused, words and unwords, saying, keep coding, software advice, sign, signage, warning sign, bug droid warning sign, geek humor, software development, hackathon

Do you work in software development on the Android platform? Are you constantly fighting fires? Or providing a warning to others? No need to be head honcho of your software development team to enjoy wry Android humor with any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid on a yellow diamond warning sign along with the sound advice "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do a daily basis with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable Bug Droid advice gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lake Carnegie Western Australia Satellite Imagery Pet ID Tag

tagged with: lake carnegie, picture earth, western australia, lake, colorful, temporary, australia, photo, satellite photo, words and unwords, science, nature, satellite, photography, educational resources, outer space imagery

Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie from NASA's Visible Earth collection on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this unique outer space viewpoint!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Letterhead Template

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches

tagged with: be true to your cell, be true to your self, eukaryote, eukaryotic, cell, diagram, animal cell, biology, words and unwords, biologist, geek, advice, attitude, humor

Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Tees

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Custom Tie

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

tagged with: humor,sign,signage,advice,do as i say,not as i do,saying,truism,warning sign,words and unwords,yellow diamond warning sign

Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, anatomy, activate your grey matter think, think, grey matter, parts of the brain, advice, words and unwords, geek humor, geek advice, thinker, neurologist, psychologist, philosopher

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher, psychologist, neurologist, or neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: the world contains many faults, plate tectonics, earth science, geologist, geology, tectonic plates of the world, seismologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, earth scientist, earth science faults, earthquakes, earthquake fan

Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Molecular Biologists Know Why You Wear Sunscreen Posters

tagged with: sunscreen, skin cancer, aging, dna, molecular biology, uv radiation, geek, humor, why you should wear sunscreen, words and unwords, saying, molecular biologists, scientists, truism, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this poster featuring the effects of UV radiation on DNA along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take the next time they go in the sun: "Molecular Biologists Know Why You Should Wear Sunscreen". No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Pet Tag

tagged with: life is nothing but a, tasty matter of pi, pi on a pie, pie, geek humor, pi fan, mathematician, words and unwords, saying, mathematical constant, irrational number, humor, truism, funny, life saying, math teacher

Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Letterhead Design

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Are you often misunderstood? Showcase wry math and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the saying "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who think in another dimension -- the fifth dimension!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Pet ID Tags

tagged with: thomas edison, entrepreneur, inventor, progress, inspirational, motivational, discontent, restlessness, restlessness is discontent, words and unwords, scientist, engineer, success, restless, quote, quotation, attitude, fail, failure, inspire

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Ornaments

Welcome To My Bee Backyard (Beehive In Garden) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: welcome to my bee backyard, beehive, beehive in garden, illustration, beekeeper, apiarist, apiary, beekeeping, words and unwords, garden, gardener

If you're a backyard beekeeper, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of a beehive in a garden in sepia along with the saying "Welcome To My Bee Backyard". Memorable gifts for beekeepers and apiarists who tend to the bees in their own backyard!

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