Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, August 02, 2014

Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad

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Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Friday, August 01, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Nite Light

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out or attending a hackathon, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with this Android robot (bug droid) nightlight along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor nightlight for anyone who works with Android open source code and needs to wake up during the night! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, brain anatomy, humor, geek, anatomy, anatomical, brainy, medical, words and unwords, medicine, brain, saying, truism, funny, different parts of the brain, human brain, educational, scientific, psyche, thinker, mental

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these anatomical, psychologists gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific, anatomical gag gifts today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy!

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Winner Of Game Player Making Next-To-Last Mistake Tags For Luggage

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Are you the person that says checkmate at the end of the chess game? Showcase wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Winner Of The Game Is The Player Making The Next-To-Last Mistake". For all chess players who make mistakes -- and most importantly, the next-to-last mistake -- when playing at the chessboard!

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My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Letterhead Template

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, funny, humor, periodic table, periodic table of elements, sarcasm, words and unwords, my life consists of nothing, chemist, elemental, attitude, saying, truism, science, scientist

Those with a sense of geek humor in life will enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts that featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook

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Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Laptop Messenger Bag

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No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy wry geek attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a portrait of Serbian American Nikola Tesla, widely known as the "Father of Radio", along with the title "The Wizard Of The West".

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Letterhead Template

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Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Table Lamps

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Showcase your wry geometric attitude with this lamp gift featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following quirky geek saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Pet Tags

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Welcome To Exercise County (County Sign Humor) Postcards

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Do you love to exercise? Showcase your wry exercise attitude with any of these gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Exercise County". Great gifts for any fitness addict!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Premium Jewelry Boxes

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Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

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Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Personalized Letterhead

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Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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