Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Letterhead

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Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Jury Trial Outcomes (Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict) Poster

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No need to have done jury duty to enjoy this poster featuring educational, statistical error summarized "Jury Trial Outcomes". Featuring jury verdict versus true state. Poster for all who know about hypothesis testing outcomes as applied to guilty or innocent verdicts in the court system!

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Intelligent Matter Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) Customized Letterhead

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Intelligent Matter Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of intelligent attitude today!

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To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry Letterhead Template

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No need to know all of the elements in the Periodic Table of Elements to enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table along with the saying "To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about the science behind cooking with any of these scientific saying gifts! Memorable educational, geek humor gifts for all cooks!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Posters

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this poster. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect poster gift for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

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Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) Letterhead Template

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Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with any of these tongue-in-cheek pi gifts with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Custom Letterhead

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Postcards

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn (Chess) T Shirts

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Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that, when making decisions on the chess board, one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect gifts for avid chess players and chess teachers!

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Thomas Edison Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Mouse Pads

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Tshirts

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Saying) Tshirts

Wry duplicate bridge attitude comes alive on any of these gifts that says "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". Serious bridge advice design includes all four card suits. Intelligent gifts for all those who play bridge with partners and desire to inspire trust and confidence when playing bridge!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Physics Humor) T Shirt

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No need to be a physics major or a student of physics to enjoy this wry signage gift tee featuring the speed limit of light as a joke. Speed limit sign says "186,282.397 MPS" - that's miles per second! Showcase your speed limit of visual observation with wry scientific traffic sign / transportation signage humor when you wear this geek attitude t-shirt!

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Nine Bug Droids (Multi-Colored Android) Custom Invitation

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Make others do a double-take the next time you have a party with any of these invitations featuring nine Android bug droids in pop art colors! Software developers, open source computer programmers, software engineers, and geeks will treasure these invites as keepsakes of the event!

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Tees

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No need to be a statistician to wear this statistics geek gift tee that says "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Featuring percentages of the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian distribution). Showcase your knowledge of statistics with this wry stats attitude t-shirt!

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Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Tees

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No need to be a geologist or paleontologist to enjoy this spiral of time "Geological Time In Perspective" gift tee. Featuring the various periods, eons, and epochs of Earth's history. Memorable gift of a spiral walk from Earth's inception!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Post Cards

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No need to be chemist or chemistry major to believe that life is so element. Showcase wry chemistry humor with any of these "Periodic Table Of Elements" gifts with the tongue-in-cheek chemistry truism "Life Is So Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who knows about the periodic table!

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"Dynamic Electric Machine" Nikola Tesla Tshirt

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Wireless genius and AC dynamo advocate Nikola Tesla created the "dynamic electric machine" and received a patent for it by the U.S. Patent Office. Here, from the archives of history, is a gift tee that is perfect for any electrical engineer, radio fan, or wireless advocate. Showcase Nikola Tesla's genius today!

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