Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Speed Limit Zero (0) High On Entropy (Physics) Tee Shirt

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Are you high on entropy? Showcase your witty sense of scientific humor with this traffic sign / transportation signage attitude gift tee, featuring "Speed Limit Zero (0)", along with the caption "High On Entropy". No need to be a chemistry or physics major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek speed limit fun! Perfect truism saying gift for those who love to rest & be a natural couch potato!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

I Eat Code For A Living (Developer) Tee Shirt

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Do you work with open source code for a living? Showcase your wry side with any of these gifts for programmers, software developers, and software engineers! Featuring robot / bug droid, along with the truism saying "I Eat Code For A Living" and the objects of cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- with Android peaking around. Make others do a double-take at what you do with a dose of computer geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) Fridge Magnet

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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Shirts

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Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant!

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Stickers

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Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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How Well Do You Know Virus Classification? T Shirt

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?"

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Current Epoch In Perspective (Geological Time) Shirt

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Geologists, paleontologists, and anyone who thinks in terms of geological time will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift featuring the spiral of Earth's time. Says: "Current Epoch In Perspective", with callout caption "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Showcase Earth's full history with this educational historical time t-shirt!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Bumper Stickers

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No need to be chemist or chemistry major to believe that life is so element. Showcase wry chemistry humor with any of these "Periodic Table Of Elements" gifts with the tongue-in-cheek chemistry truism "Life Is So Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who knows about the periodic table!

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AC Dynamo Electrical System T Shirt

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Showcase Serbian-American inventor wireless genius Nikola Tesla's patent of the "AC Dynamo Electrical System" on this Nikola Tesla gift tee! Perfect gift for electrical engineers and anyone into today's wireless world!

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Living Fossil (Coelacanth) T Shirt

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Wry paleontology humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring a coelacanth, the oldest living lineage of an gnathostomata. You'll enjoy this Latimeria chalumnae with the saying "Living Fossil - Remember: It Takes One To Know One". Showcase a timeless age scientific humor when you wear this living fossil t-shirt -- no matter how old you are or what you do!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California T-shirts

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy this 3-D satellite imagery of Wheeler Ridge, California. Stereoscopic image pair of Wheeler Ridge comes complete with instructions on how to view the city and area in three dimensional form. Picture Earth gift for all fans of Earth's geography!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On A Pie) Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following rhetorical question that will make all pi fans do a double-take: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?"

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The Golden Ratio (Mathematical Ratio) T-shirts

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Showcase your mathematical knowledge with this classic "The Golden Ratio" gift tee. Educational math attitude gift tee that is perfect for all those who love thinking in terms of proportions. No need to be interested in how the ancients used or defined the Golden Ratio to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Mousepad

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Personalized Invitation

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Life Is Like Game Of Bridge Determinism Free Will Shirt

No need to love the game of bridge to understand this wry bridge truism saying. Saying says: "Life Is Like A Game Of Bridge - The Hand You Are Dealt With Represents Determinism; The Way You Play It Represents Free Will". Includes all four card suits. Bridge attitude for all bridge players on any of these memorable gifts!

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I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route Tshirts

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If you love to take the scenic route -- whether transportation/travel or just in life in general -- you'll enjoy this wry traffic sign / transportation sign saying gift tee! Says: "I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route". Showcase your tendency to wander on the road of life today!

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Perspective View Kamchatka Peninsula,. Russia Tee Shirt

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Showcase a different perspective when you wear this Picture Earth imagery featuring a "Perspective View Kamchatka Peninsula, Russia". Perfect gift tee for anyone with a geography perspective! Looks like a 3-D perspective picture of a mountain range!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Bag

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Are You In Your Element? (Periodic Table Humor) Buttons

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Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude today! Perfect gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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