Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables Coffee Mug

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry subtle suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Scientific truism saying says it all: "Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for all chemists -- budding and experienced! Perfect gag gift for those who have worked with periodic tables in various ways!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle In Haystack Quote Tshirt

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Showcase scientific and engineering genius with this infamous quote by wireless genius Serbian American inventor Nikola Tesla when you wear this quotation gift tee! Quote says the following: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Showcase your intellectual power with this infamous Tesla quote about how a little theory and calculation would save you from labor!

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Staph Only (Biology Prokaryote Humor) Tee Shirt

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Make others do a double-take when you wear this "Staph Only" (meaning "Staff Only" when pronounced) gift t-shirt featuring a prokaryote (i.e., bacteria). Colorful design with detailed labels. No matter where you work or what you do, whether in the medical field or in a lab or otherwise, you'll enjoy this educational microbiology humor!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pi On A Pie) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical geek humor for all who love to eat and think pi!

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Hexeract (Geometry Hypercube Polytope) Tee Shirts

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No need to be mathematician or into geometry to enjoy this hexeract design gift tee! A hexeract is a six-dimensional hypercube with 64 vertices, 192 edges, 240 square faces, 160 cubic cells, 60 tesseract 4-faces, and 12 penteract 5-faces. Showcase this orthogonal projection t-shirt of a hexeract with a dose of linear attitude fun!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Sticker

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Post Card

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mug

If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be!

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Historic California US 99 Route (Sign) Tshirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign gift tee featuring Historic Route 99 in California. Showcase your love of California's roadway history and where you have been when you wear this t-shirt!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Shirt

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Key Chains

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No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think!

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Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables Greeting Cards

Polyploidization (From 2N to 4N - Biology) T-shirt

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No need to a biologist or a biology major to enjoy this Polyploidization gift tee, featuring an illustration of the doubling of chromosomes within a cell. Polyploidization frequently occurs in plants and other lower-level species. Showcase your wry sense of biological humor with a dose of education of biological processes today!

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3-D Miquelon and Saint Pierre Islands Shirts

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No need to have visited either Miquelon or Saint Pierre, the two French overseas collectivity, in North America (south of Newfoundland) to enjoy any of these 3-D stereoscopic image pair of the islands. Make others do a double-take with any of these satellite geography gifts today!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Towel

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Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point T-shirts

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Are you frequently at an inflection point in life? Showcase math attitude with this graph gift tee that features an inflection point, along with the saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Showcase wry mathematical geometry humor today, no matter where you are in life! Psychology and philosophy of life double entendre for all!

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Thankfully Dinosaurs Became Extinct 65 Mil Yrs Ago Dry Erase Boards

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Do you miss dinosaurs? Are you glad that they are extinct? Showcase wry paleontology humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph that includes the Tyrannosaurus rex, along with the saying "Thankfully Dinosaurs Became Extinct 65 Million Years Ago Otherwise Congestion Would Be Worse". Make others do a double-take with prehistoric attitude fun! No need to be employed in the transportation industry to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Refrigerator Magnet

Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Mousepads

Obsessive Compulsive Bridge Disorder (OCBD) Greeting Cards

Are you obsessive about bridge? Do you have obsessive compulsive bridge disorder? Look no further than any of these gifts which celebrate your compulsive neurological side with a dose of duplicate bridge attitude fun! Featuring the four card suits, along with the saying "Obsessive Compulsive Bridge Disorder". Warn others about what afflicts you the next time you play at the bridge table!

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