Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse".

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mouse Pad

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Bridge The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy Mugs

If you enjoy being the dummy in bridge, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge - The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy". Laugh and smile the next time you play bridge with this memorable saying!

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Stop For Genius (Stop Sign) Photo Card

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Make it clear to others that you want them to stop for genius with any of these gifts featuring a Stop Sign. Regardless of what you do for a living or how many degrees you have or do not have, showcase to the world that you would like for them to "Stop For Genius" today! Perfect gag-gift!

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Friday, July 25, 2014

Welcome To Android County (Bug Droid Sign) Posters

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Are you a software developer / engineer working on the Android platform? Showcase your wry Android sense of humor with the Android robot / bug droid (bugdroid) along with the transportation sign that says it all: "Welcome To Android County". Make others do a double-take about what county they are in with a dose of software engineer turf-war humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Kunlun Fault, Tibet (Picture Earth) T Shirt

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Nature has its own psychedelic colors as found in this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "Kunlun Fault, Tibet". Colorful photo for geographers, mountaineers, environmentalists and anyone who enjoys viewing Nature's fault lines from outer space!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Stickers

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Tshirt

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' (Humor) T Shirts

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If you play chess everyday of the week, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect gifts for chess fanatics who can't stop thinking and playing chess every day of the week!

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Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside (Biology Humor) T-shirt

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The process of mitosis, the division of cells, is ongoing inside of your cells. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this gift tee featuring mitosis along with the truism saying "Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside". Science attitude fun for all who engage in cell division!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your International Morse Code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the dits and dahs (dots and dashes) of IMC along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". Make others do a double-take at how you text in these modern times!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life Post Cards

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Regardless of what you have done, showcase your attitude what's done is done with this transportation sign that features the U-turn and includes the truism saying "There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life". Make others do a double-take with this motivational and inspirational sign on any of these gifts. Perfect gifts for those who have been there, done that, and desire to move onto other challenges in life!

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Embrace The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Tees

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy showcasing their wry Android side with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid with a brown tree that's a composite of many items. Comes with the truism caption that's appropriate for this open source platform that is growing by leaps and bounds: "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gift for any open source Android fan! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Tees

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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