Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 25, 2014

Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside (Biology Humor) T-shirt

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The process of mitosis, the division of cells, is ongoing inside of your cells. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this gift tee featuring mitosis along with the truism saying "Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside". Science attitude fun for all who engage in cell division!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your International Morse Code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the dits and dahs (dots and dashes) of IMC along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". Make others do a double-take at how you text in these modern times!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life Post Cards

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Regardless of what you have done, showcase your attitude what's done is done with this transportation sign that features the U-turn and includes the truism saying "There Is No U-Turn In The Road Of Life". Make others do a double-take with this motivational and inspirational sign on any of these gifts. Perfect gifts for those who have been there, done that, and desire to move onto other challenges in life!

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Embrace The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Tees

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Software developers and software engineers will enjoy showcasing their wry Android side with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid with a brown tree that's a composite of many items. Comes with the truism caption that's appropriate for this open source platform that is growing by leaps and bounds: "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gift for any open source Android fan! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Tees

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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Statistics The Taming Of Randomness (Stats Humor) Mug

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Statistics, by any other definition, is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with any of these statistics humor gifts featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success T Shirts

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Are you just neurologically wired for success? Treat yourself and others to wry biology humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, along with the saying: "I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success". Comes complete with labels of all important parts of a neuron. Motivational and inspirational educational science humor gifts for all who are successful!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

Life Is A Saddle Point (Math & Geometry) Mousepad

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Awards

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Customized Stationery

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Invitation

Bridge Is My Obsession (Card Suits Bridge Humor) Tees

If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Postcards

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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