Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 24, 2014

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Coffee Mug

Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Do Me A Favor Think (Brain Anatomy Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy any of these scientific, educational geek advice humor gifts!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Coffee Mug

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Drinking Bottles

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) Pin

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat, a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope, being made of 20 regular facets. For the record, It has 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Premium Gift Boxes

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Mugs

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Business Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Postcard

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If you like to think, contemplate, and decide, then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with any of these educational, anatomical gifts featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable gifts for all who use their brain and know that brain power is for real!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing T Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Drinking Bottles

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Postcard

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Round Wall Clock

Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements

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If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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