Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Like A Large Chessboard Game Of Chess Wonderland Post Cards

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Included on any of these gifts is a black and white version of the scene when Alice reaches a large chessboard as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There". Includes drawing by John Tenniel, along with Alice's infamous conversation with the Red Queen. No need to be a serious chess player to enjoy any of these game of chess attitude quotation gifts!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge T-shirts

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Living Fossil Remember: It Takes One To Know One Mugs

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Have you been accused of being a living fossil? No matter what your age showcase your evolutionary sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a drawing of a coelacanth, the oldest living lineage of Sarcopterygii (lobe-finned fish + tetrapods) known to date. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying that will make others do a double-take before talking about living fossils: "Living Fossil Remember: It Takes One To Know One". Scientific gag gifts for birthdays and for anyone considered a "living fossil" in today's rapidly changing modern world!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain) Mousepad

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No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain, whether physically or psychologically, showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational, scientific attitude!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Canvas Bags

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Entomologist Inside (Mosquito Anatomy) Tshirt

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Do you collect insects? Showcase your wry biological side with this mosquito anatomy design with the saying "Entomologist Inside". Make others do a double-take at the word entomology with any of these educational scientific attitude gifts! Memorable fun for all entomologists are are interested in warning others of what's really inside!

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Neck Ties

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Are you frazzled on a daily basis? Are you frazzled from time to time? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these anatomical attitude gifts featuring the neuron / synapse along with the warning to others. Emotional truism says the following: "Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside". Make others do a double-take before talking to you with any of these timeless educational scientific gifts! Perfect gifts for those who work in stressful professions!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Tee Shirts

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Do you life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Pacifiers

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) Stationery Design

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Wonderland Adventure Quotes and Images Calendar

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Are you a fan of Lewis Carroll's illogical works known as "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There". Showcase your Wonderland adventure side with any of these calendars featuring 14 recreated designs from John Tenniel's infamous drawings. Make others do a double-take for each month of the year will illogical whimsical humor that is pure Wonderland adventure fun with this calendar! A must-have gift for any Wonderland fan!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge Coffee Mug

Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned (Sign) Post Cards

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Are you involved in mergers and acquisitions or has your organization been merged into another? Organizational psychology fans will enjoy any of these transportation signs featuring the merge zone warning, along with the organizational truism saying for anyone who has been involved in a reorganization: "Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned". Make others do a double-take with any of these signage humor gifts! Memorable office politics gifts for all!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain) Greeting Cards

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Tee Shirts

Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Post Cards

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Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Mug

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Showcase Ernest Haeckel's "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" theory with any of these historical biology attitude gifts! Haeckel's recapitulation theory claims that the development of advanced species passes through stages represented by adult organisms of more primitive species. In other words, each successive stage in the development of an individual represents one of the adult forms that appeared in its evolutionary history. This biological hypothesis has long been discredited. Includes Romanes's 1892 copy of Ernst Haeckel's controversial embryo drawings. Gifts for all who go through successive stages of development!

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