Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 14, 2014

Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) T-shirts

tagged with: chess set, reflective, chess player, chess strategy, chess, madness, chess humor, afflicted with chess madness, game of chess, attitude, words and unwords, chess saying, lifestyle

Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Messenger Bags

tagged with: jabberwocky poem, lewis carroll, black adder font, through the looking glass, alice in wonderland, john tenniel, words and unwords, nonsensical, illogical, poem, poetry, made up words, onomatopoeia

Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!

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Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Bag

Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Meet". Make others do a double-take on what the game of duplicate bridge is all about with these bridge saying gifts!

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Disagreement Is No Dead End (Signage Attitude) Bumper Sticker

tagged with: disagreement is no dead end, signage attitude, signage, attitude, truism, saying, advice, mediator, negotiator, psyche, psychology, lawyer, psychologist, disagree, disagreement, politics, transportation sign, signs, humor, words and unwords, dead end sign, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, no dead end, truisms

If you often disagree with others and do not view disagreement as a dead end, you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the "Dead End" sign with a cross-out in front of it. Comes with the truism saying for all mediators and negotiators: "Disagreement Is No Dead End". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with any of these classic signage gifts!

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Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: bug droid, bugdroid, illusion, optical illusion, scintillating grid illusion, incubating ideas inside, geek, saying, words and unwords, software engineer, inside, humor, attitude, software engineering, software developer, software development, mobile phone operating system, programmers, funny, grid illusion

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Unleash Your Statistical Self (Bell Curve Humor) Pin

tagged with: statistician, statistics, math, mathematics, mathematician, psychologist, normality, normal, geek, humor, attitude, bell curve, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, gaussian curve, percentages, unleash your statistical self, statistical self, educational, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a die-hard statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Unleash Your Statistical Self". Make others do a double-take with regard to what lies within whenever you think about statistics!

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Business Cards

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, brain, humor, geek, attitude, psyche, psychology, software engineer, words and unwords, software programmer, software, saying, truism, learning, learn, educational, teacher, programmer

Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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The Sky Is The Limit But You Need To Define Sky Button

tagged with: the sky is the limit, atmospheric sciences, atmosphere, earth's atmosphere, educational, exosphere, troposphere, geek, humor, attitude, science, scientist, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, funny, saying, truism, definition, define, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational resources

Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these gifts featuring the different levels of the atmosphere, along with the tongue-in-cheek variant of the truism saying "the sky is the limit". Gifts feature the saying variant: "The Sky Is The Limit But You Need To Define Sky". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you are trying to say with a dose of intelligent geek humor!

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Having A Coherent Life Depends Protein Synthesis Coffee Mug

tagged with: biology, biologist, geek, humor, attitude, cell, ribosome, protein synthesis, life saying, funny, words and unwords, scientist, truism, saying, science humor, medical, medicine

No need to be a cell biologist to understand the importance of protein synthesis to having a coherent life. Showcase your wry ribosomal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of protein synthesis within the cell along with the scientific truism saying "Having A Coherent Life Depends Upon Protein Synthesis". Make others do a double-take with any of these biology geek humor gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Party Plates

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point Keychains

tagged with: inflection point, life change, math, geometry, graph, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, mathematician, calculus, riddles, brain teasers

Are you an inflection point in your life? Showcase your wry inflection point side with a dose of math (calculus) and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring an inflection point (a point along the curve where the sign of the curvature changes) along with the truism saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Make others do a double-take at how your life is going with any of these geometric attitude gifts!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Photo Plaque

tagged with: here's how i text, morse code, international morse code, text, texting, geek, humor, samuel morse, words and unwords, texter saying, coder, communication

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

tagged with: chess set, reflective, chess player, chess strategy, chess, madness, chess humor, eat sleep play chess, game of chess, attitude, words and unwords, chess saying, play chess, chess teacher, grandmaster, lifestyle

Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Think Like A Queen Alice White Queen Red Queen Tee Shirt

tagged with: think like a queen,alice,wonderland,saying,truism,chess game,chess players,white queen,red queen,words and unwords,lewis carroll,john tenniel,advice,fantasy,chess advice

Wonderland fans of all ages will enjoy any of these Wonderland chess attitude gifts featuring Alice with White Queen and Red Queen in deep conversation as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption -- which definitely has a chess connotation: "Think Like A Queen". Memorable fantasy gifts for all who know about Alice and her adventures in Wonderland!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y T Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask Sign Keychains

tagged with: no foreign currency exchange, no need to ask, sign, signage, foreign currency exchange sign, humor, attitude, money, traveler, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, brain teaser, advice, currency translation

If you have others constantly asking you to exchange the currency of money from one country to another, you'll enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the foreign currency exchange sign and the red cross-out in front which means the following: "No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask". Let others know that you are not exchange money period with any of these sign humor gifts! Memorable gifts for travelers!

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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Business Card Template

tagged with: get your mojo on, play bridge, bridge advice, bridge humor, duplicate bridge, bridge player, bridge teacher, words and unwords, bridge club owner, bridge director, bridge saying

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, advice, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, educational, medical, medicine

If your brain is full at all hours of the day, you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor clock gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts