Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Post Cards

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Plaques

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-shirts

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Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron / Synapse) Round Clocks

tagged with: take the synaptic leap, think, neuron, synapse, attention span, humor, geek, anatomy, words and unwords, neurologist, anatomical, psyche, psychologist, psychology, thinker, philosopher, biologist, scientist, advice, saying

Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with this neuron / synapse design along with the following truism saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of anatomical and biological psyche attitude today!

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Genetic Code For Amino Acids (Chart Wheel) T Shirt

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Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a chart wheel that includes chemical structures and genetic code for many amino acids. Includes legend regarding type of amino acid. "Genetic Code For Amino Acids" gifts for any biologist or molecular biologist!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Baby Pacifiers

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Printed Napkin

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game". Memorable chess humor saying gifts for anyone who just can't resist a chess game! Perfect gifts for chess teachers, chess addicts, and anyone who can be tempted by the game of chess!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge Candy Dishes

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge".

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Magnets

Monday, July 07, 2014

Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Computer Bag

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, software, programmer, brain, anatomy, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, neurology, neurologist, psyche, psychology

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following reminder: "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Intelligent humor for all who program their brain!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer Coffee Mug

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No need to be a feminist to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Ada Lovelace, "World's First Computer Programmer". She was an English mathematician and writer chiefly known for her work on Charles Babbage's early mechanical general-purpose computer, the Analytical Engine. Her notes on the engine include what is recognized as the first algorithm intended to be processed by a machine.

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Sleeve

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this neuron / synapse laptop sleeve gift featuring the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Tees

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No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Letterhead Template

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Reusable Water Bottles