Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Playing Cards

Showcase your wry bridge player attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that will make others do a double-take on what the meaning of term "finesse" is in the bridge world: "Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To The Top". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge players who finesses all the time and earns lots of masterpoints at the bridge table!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Square Sticker

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Water Bottles

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: use it or lose it, brain, anatomy, human brain, use it, lose it, advice, geek, medical, words and unwords, thinker, philosopher, medicine, doctor, teacher, knowledge, funny, attitude, saying, neurologist, anatomical, psychologist

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: statistics, bell curve, humor, advice, geek, always test your hypothesis, hypothesis testing, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, gaussian curve, stats, statistical, attitude, psyche

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Printed Napkin

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Premium Keepsake Boxes

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

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Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag

Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Key Chain

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Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Saturday, July 05, 2014

Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Award

My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Postcards

tagged with: my thinking cannot be outsourced, brain, brainy, saying, anatomy, anatomical, medical, outsourcing, words and unwords, humor, attitude, geek, joke, psyche, psychologist, funny saying, scientist

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following scientific truism in these uncertain times: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Memorable anatomical humor gifts for any psychologist or scientist or science teacher!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: simply statistical, stats, statistics, bell curve, geek humor, geek attitude, percentages, psyche, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, saying, educational, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) T Shirts

tagged with: the rock cycle,rocks,geology,earth science,geologist,earth scientist,rock fan,rock hound,scientist,words and unwords,geek,attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis

Showcase your wry RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about protein synthesis: "Automatic Translator Inside". Educational, scientific geek humor gift for all who translate!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Place Mat