Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 05, 2014

Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Friday, July 04, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Belt Buckles

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: awakened brain inside, brain, anatomy, anatomical, awakened, psyche, psychology, geek, attitude, words and unwords, thinker, thoughtful, science, scientist, saying

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Pins

tagged with: earthquakes are not my fault,plate tectonics,world map,tectonic plates,geek,geology,earth science,words and unwords,attitude,saying,geologist,earthquake fan,earth scientists,funny,pun,earthquakes

Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) T Shirts

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Card Deck

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, mathematical constant, math humor, geek humor, mathematician, pi on a pie, pie humor, geek, irrational number, words and unwords, math, funny, attitude, hungry for pi, math teacher, word play, saying, riddles, brain teasers

Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Letterhead

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Premium Trinket Box

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Tie

tagged with: beauty of a chess move,lies in the thought,chess,chess game,chess move,chess players,chess saying,chess attitude,chess thoughts,words and unwords,chess teachers,reflective chess set

Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Do You Ever Wish You Could Go Through The Mirror? Tile

tagged with: query, saying, question, alice in wonderland, wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, reflection, mirror, words and unwords, self-reflection, looking glass, ponder, thinker, writer, artist, logician, philosopher, magician, magic, alice, wish, adventure, lifestyle

Gifts for all fans of Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" along with two of John Tenniel's drawings of Alice going through the mirror. Ask yourself and others this key question: "Do you ever wish you could go through the mirror?"

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Magnets

tagged with: life is nothing but,a helicopter ride,lots of up and down,navigation,ride,helicopter,helipad,humor,words and unwords,saying,truism

Do you view life as a series of ups and downs? Do you view life as a helicopter ride? Showcase your wry transportation sign sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation". Memorable signage saying gifts for all who have experienced the ups and down of life!

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

tagged with: insufficient storage inside, brain anatomy, anatomy, brain, brainy, anatomical, inside, insufficient storage, words and unwords, geek, attitude, humor, saying, psyche, psychology, medical, funny

Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) T-shirt

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Geologists Cannot Stress Enough Our Lives Faults Coffee Mugs

tagged with: geologists cannot stress enough,our lives are affected by,faults,plate tectonics,map of the world,plate tectonics map,words and unwords,geologists,earth science,earthquakes,a number of faults,geology,earth scientists,geek,attitude,educational,funny,humor,saying,science humor

Showcase your wry geological and earth scientific side with any of these plate tectonics attitude gifts featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying: "Geologists Cannot Stress Enough That Our Lives Are Affected By A Number Of Faults".

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Mug

Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Postage Stamp

If you are a fan of pi or a pi lover, you'll enjoy wry math geek humor with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Showcase your pi attitude in your next correspondence with pi postage!

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: think binary, think binary clock, geek humor, humor, saying, math, mathematician, computer scientist, words and unwords, binary system, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry computer geek side the next time you travel with this clock featuring the binary numbers for all of the clock's hourly numbers along with the saying in the middle "Think Binary". Makes a great gift for any computer programmer or engineer!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Letterhead Template