Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 03, 2014

I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Are You Ready For Volcanic Winter? (Volcanology) Mouse Pad

tagged with: are you ready for, volcanic winter, earth science, geological, volcanology, volcanologist, words and unwords, science, climate change, inquiry, question, earth scientist, geologist, mount pinatubo

No need to be an earth scientist or volcanologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an eruption by Mount Pinatubo along with the query "Are You Ready For Volcanic Winter?" Showcase your pensive earth scientific side with these gifts featuring this rhetorical question that may have much to do with climate change in the near future!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Desk Lamps

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, filled with pi, mathematician, math, constant, geek, words and unwords, scientist, scientific, hungry, appetite, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, lifestyle

Turn on the light with this geek attitude lamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "Wanted A World Filled With Pi". Great lamp gift for any pi fan!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Skateboard Decks

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side with this skateboard gift featuring an illustration of several congruent angles along with the saying "Are You Congruent?" Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Posters

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this poster featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless poster that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Words & Unwords Bridge Advice 2014 Calendar

If you need some sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge, you'll enjoy this calendar featuring different bridge advice each month + 1 bonus advice on the back cover of the calendar. Memorable bridge advice calendar for all bridge players!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

tagged with: yield to discipline,yield sign,sign,signage,humor,transportation sign humor,attitude,advice,words and unwords,disciplinarian

Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Premium Trinket Box

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen Courier Bags

tagged with: think, brain, anatomy, human brain, advice, geek, psyche, make the neuronal connections happen, saying, words and unwords, humor, attitude, psychologist, neurologist, medical, medicine

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of anatomical humor with this Rickshaw messenger bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Know Your Guts (Digestive System Anatomical Humor) Travel Bag Tag

tagged with: know your guts, gastroenterology, guts, gutsy, psyche, geek, humor, medicine, digestive system, words and unwords, gastroenterologist, knowledge, psychology, attitude, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, medical, advice, saying, truism, biology, stomach, liver

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these anatomical gifts featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Know Your Guts". Sound advice for all who know how gutsy they really are! Make everyone do a double-take on this double-entendre -- with a couple of meanings found in the phrase "Know Your Guts"!

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Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions Post Cards

tagged with: soil scientists, soil science, global soil regions, the world's soil regions, educational, scientific, world map, words and unwords, soil regions, know about global soil regions, earth science, color-coded world map

Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude with this educational soil science gifts featuring a map of the world's soil regions, complete with color-coding, along with the saying "Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions". No need to be a soil scientist, earth scientist, or geologist to enjoy!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, biology, humor, geek, attention span, words and unwords, attention, anatomy, anatomical, attitude, funny, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, neurology

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches

tagged with: be true to your cell, be true to your self, eukaryote, eukaryotic, cell, diagram, animal cell, biology, words and unwords, biologist, geek, advice, attitude, humor

Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Yubo Lunchboxes

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical constant humor advice for any hungry pi fan!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

tagged with: humor,sign,signage,advice,do as i say,not as i do,saying,truism,warning sign,words and unwords,yellow diamond warning sign

Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy, advice, medical

Showcase your wry and witty side with a dose of anatomical fun the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following rhetorical question: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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