Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Know Your Guts (Digestive System Anatomical Humor) Travel Bag Tag

tagged with: know your guts, gastroenterology, guts, gutsy, psyche, geek, humor, medicine, digestive system, words and unwords, gastroenterologist, knowledge, psychology, attitude, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, medical, advice, saying, truism, biology, stomach, liver

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these anatomical gifts featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Know Your Guts". Sound advice for all who know how gutsy they really are! Make everyone do a double-take on this double-entendre -- with a couple of meanings found in the phrase "Know Your Guts"!

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Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions Post Cards

tagged with: soil scientists, soil science, global soil regions, the world's soil regions, educational, scientific, world map, words and unwords, soil regions, know about global soil regions, earth science, color-coded world map

Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude with this educational soil science gifts featuring a map of the world's soil regions, complete with color-coding, along with the saying "Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions". No need to be a soil scientist, earth scientist, or geologist to enjoy!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, biology, humor, geek, attention span, words and unwords, attention, anatomy, anatomical, attitude, funny, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, neurology

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches

tagged with: be true to your cell, be true to your self, eukaryote, eukaryotic, cell, diagram, animal cell, biology, words and unwords, biologist, geek, advice, attitude, humor

Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Yubo Lunchboxes

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical constant humor advice for any hungry pi fan!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Fridge Magnets

tagged with: humor,sign,signage,advice,do as i say,not as i do,saying,truism,warning sign,words and unwords,yellow diamond warning sign

Signage humor is alive and well on any of these transportation sign gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the common saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to communicate with any of these communication humor advice signs today!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy, advice, medical

Showcase your wry and witty side with a dose of anatomical fun the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following rhetorical question: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Poster

tagged with: lack common sense, statistics, stats, standard deviations, common sense, humor, statistician, words and unwords, fall well beyond three, bell curve humor, funny, attitude, math, mathematician, scientist, geek, saying, psyche, psychology, gag gifts, self-deprecating, advice

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with a dose of psychological humor with this poster featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Of Course I Lack Common Sense - I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable geek humor stats poster gift for anyone who lacks common sense!

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Molecular Biologists Know Why You Wear Sunscreen Posters

tagged with: sunscreen, skin cancer, aging, dna, molecular biology, uv radiation, geek, humor, why you should wear sunscreen, words and unwords, saying, molecular biologists, scientists, truism, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this poster featuring the effects of UV radiation on DNA along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take the next time they go in the sun: "Molecular Biologists Know Why You Should Wear Sunscreen". No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Lunch Boxes

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code)

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, humor, geek, antiquated code, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, educational, attitude, saying, truism, code, air traffic controllers, communication, decode, telecommunication, methods, techniques, funny

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

tagged with: i only play chess, on days that end in, end in y, chess, chess player, chess game, reflective chess set, chess humor, words and unwords, chess attitude, chess teacher, chess saying, geek, humor, attitude, saying, chess everyday

Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad

tagged with: embrace uncertainty,your sanity in this field,depends upon it,yellow diamond warning sign,advice,warning,sign,signage,words and unwords,humor,occupation,funny,attitude,saying

Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Letterhead Template

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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