Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Poster


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Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with a dose of psychological humor with this poster featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Of Course I Lack Common Sense - I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable geek humor stats poster gift for anyone who lacks common sense!

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Molecular Biologists Know Why You Wear Sunscreen Posters


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Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this poster featuring the effects of UV radiation on DNA along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take the next time they go in the sun: "Molecular Biologists Know Why You Should Wear Sunscreen". No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Reusable Water Bottle


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Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Lunch Boxes


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The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code)


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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print


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Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry


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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters


If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Sign Mousepad


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Do you work in a fast-changing occupation or field? Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with a dose of warning sign fun with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". Make others do a double-take of what you need to tolerate with any of these signage attitude gifts! Perfect for executives, software engineers, software developers, healthcare workers, artists, and anyone who works in a fast-changing field!

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Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Letterhead Template


tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Note Book


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Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder


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Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Lunchboxes


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Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook


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Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Just Sending You My Thoughts Neuron Synapse Posters


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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with this poster featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude poster for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap


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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Custom Tie


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Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box


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Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Journals


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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper


Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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