Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Welcome To Exercise County (County Sign Humor) Postcards

tagged with: welcome to exercise county, sign, signage, county transportation sign, exercise, fitness addict, funny, humor, attitude, words and unwords

Do you love to exercise? Showcase your wry exercise attitude with any of these gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Exercise County". Great gifts for any fitness addict!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Print

tagged with: probability, mathematician, stats, statistics, statistician, do statistics, psychology, psyche, words and unwords, think probabilities not possibilities, probabilities, math, statistical, humor, geek, funny, saying, truism, attitude, advice, percentages, psychologist, educational resources, thinker

Showcase your wry statistical side with this poster featuring the bell curve distribution (i.e., normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the following stats saying: "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Do Statistics". Classic stats geek advice for anyone who desires more statistical thinking in this world!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Wallclocks

tagged with: food chains, ocean food chain, land food chain, web of life, food webs, part of the web, words and unwords, biology, ecology, biologist, ecologist, educational, scientific, saying

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Table Lamps

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude with this lamp gift featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following quirky geek saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Letterhead Design

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, humor, geek, antiquated code, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, educational, attitude, saying, truism, code, air traffic controllers, communication, decode, telecommunication, methods, techniques, funny

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Gift Boxes

tagged with: morals of chess, benjamin franklin, reflective chess, reflective chess set, chess, quotation, words and unwords, words of wisdom, chess player, chess teacher, thinker, quote, excerpt, foresight, circumspection, perseverance, habit, wisdom, human nature

Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: journey into your, most authentic unhibited self, alice in wonderland, alice, drink me bottle, alice and her drink me, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland humor, wonderland adventure, drinking, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, saying, humor, attitude

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coin Purses

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with this wristlet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Monday, June 30, 2014

Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Skate Board Decks

tagged with: grow the ecosystem, geek, software engineer, software developer, software development, brown tree of things, attitude, saying, words and unwords, advice, funny, humor

Showcase your wry geek software developer side with this skateboard featuring unofficial mascot Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on it along with the caption in Droid font "Grow The Ecosystem". Make others do a double-take the next time you slide to work with a dose of Android software developer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: normal distribution curve, bell curve, stats, statistics, statistician, z-score, geek, just having a normal day, bell curve humor, words and unwords, gaussian curve, psychology, percentages, saying, truism, funny, nerd, humor, attitude, math, statistical, educational

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Wrist Watch

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, scientist, biomedical engineer, biochemist, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, running on the krebs cycle, words and unwords, geek, saying, truism, science, biologist, krebs cycle, tcac, humor, attitude, atp, medical, medicine, cell biology, life science, truisms, funny

No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Lunchboxes

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Do I Look Like A Bundle Of Nerves? Neuron Synapse Print

tagged with: neuron, synapse, biology, nerves, bundle of nerves, humor, geek, psyche, words and unwords, anatomy, neurology, biologist, doctor, saying, query, myelin, science, attitude, funny, nervous, psychology, thought, thinker, medicine, rhetorical question, anatomical

Showcase your nervous side with wry biology attitude with this neuron / synapse illustration on this poster. Ask yourself and others: "Do I Look Like A Bundle Of Nerves?" Make others do a double-take about their neuronal connections with this educational anatomical geek humor poster today!

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

tagged with: life cycle of a mosquito, mosquito, insect, entomology, entomologist, larva, pupa, imago, words and unwords, educational, scientific, life cycle

Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Lunch Box

tagged with: life is nothing but a, tasty matter of pi, pi on a pie, pie, geek humor, pi fan, mathematician, words and unwords, saying, mathematical constant, irrational number, humor, truism, funny, life saying, math teacher

Pi fans will enjoy having a meal with a dose of pi humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any math teacher or hungry existential geek!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Gift Wrapping Paper

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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