Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Monday, June 30, 2014

Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Skate Board Decks

tagged with: grow the ecosystem, geek, software engineer, software developer, software development, brown tree of things, attitude, saying, words and unwords, advice, funny, humor

Showcase your wry geek software developer side with this skateboard featuring unofficial mascot Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on it along with the caption in Droid font "Grow The Ecosystem". Make others do a double-take the next time you slide to work with a dose of Android software developer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: normal distribution curve, bell curve, stats, statistics, statistician, z-score, geek, just having a normal day, bell curve humor, words and unwords, gaussian curve, psychology, percentages, saying, truism, funny, nerd, humor, attitude, math, statistical, educational

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Wrist Watch

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, scientist, biomedical engineer, biochemist, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, running on the krebs cycle, words and unwords, geek, saying, truism, science, biologist, krebs cycle, tcac, humor, attitude, atp, medical, medicine, cell biology, life science, truisms, funny

No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Lunchboxes

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Do I Look Like A Bundle Of Nerves? Neuron Synapse Print

tagged with: neuron, synapse, biology, nerves, bundle of nerves, humor, geek, psyche, words and unwords, anatomy, neurology, biologist, doctor, saying, query, myelin, science, attitude, funny, nervous, psychology, thought, thinker, medicine, rhetorical question, anatomical

Showcase your nervous side with wry biology attitude with this neuron / synapse illustration on this poster. Ask yourself and others: "Do I Look Like A Bundle Of Nerves?" Make others do a double-take about their neuronal connections with this educational anatomical geek humor poster today!

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

tagged with: life cycle of a mosquito, mosquito, insect, entomology, entomologist, larva, pupa, imago, words and unwords, educational, scientific, life cycle

Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Lunch Box

tagged with: life is nothing but a, tasty matter of pi, pi on a pie, pie, geek humor, pi fan, mathematician, words and unwords, saying, mathematical constant, irrational number, humor, truism, funny, life saying, math teacher

Pi fans will enjoy having a meal with a dose of pi humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any math teacher or hungry existential geek!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Gift Wrapping Paper

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Retro Texting (International Morse Code) Business Cards

tagged with: retro texting, samuel morse, international morse code, morse code, code, communication, radio operator, aviator, communicator, dots and dashes, signal, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, saying, telegraph, programmer, educational, decipher, methods, techniques

Do you use the International morse code to communicate now and then? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these "Retro Texting" business cards featuring the dots and dashes that make up the communication scheme behind the International Morse Code. Memorable business cards for all who love to decipher code!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

tagged with: chess set, chess, grandmaster, chess attitude, chess humor, geek, go ahead make your move, words and unwords, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess fan, chess addict, saying, humor, attitude, funny, chess player, chess teacher, philosopher, thinker, gamer, taunt, chess opponents, chessboard, educator, chess game, education

Scare your opponents the next time you play chess with this wry chess attitude saying that says "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Comes with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who think about chess moves well before playing the chess pieces!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Personalized Invitation

tagged with: alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, quote, quotation, humor, intelligent, funny, undecided, direction, motivational, inspirational, wordsunwords, wordandunwords, truism, advice, education, psychology, psyche, decisions, decision-making, fork in the road, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Life Is Like Game Of Bridge Determinism Free Will Shirt

No need to love the game of bridge to understand this wry bridge truism saying. Saying says: "Life Is Like A Game Of Bridge - The Hand You Are Dealt With Represents Determinism; The Way You Play It Represents Free Will". Includes all four card suits. Bridge attitude for all bridge players on any of these memorable gifts!

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I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route Tshirts

tagged with: lost, not lost, just taking the scenic route, scenic, route, signs, signage, traffic sign, transportation sign, traffic, engineer, life, inspirational, funny, geek, humor, attitude, alzheimer's, wordsunwords, travel, traveler, lifestyle, transportation, communication

If you love to take the scenic route -- whether transportation/travel or just in life in general -- you'll enjoy this wry traffic sign / transportation sign saying gift tee! Says: "I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route". Showcase your tendency to wander on the road of life today!

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I Love To Eat (Android Software Developer Humor) Coffee Mug

tagged with: i love to eat, android, robot, bug droid, software developer, attitude, geek, humor, coder, programmer, open source, open source code, funny, saying, truism, software engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, computer engineer, software development, development companies

Do you work with Android open source code? Do you love to eat? Showcase your wry open source software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an Android robot (bug droid) thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the saying "I Love To Eat". Make others do a double-take at your appetite with a dose of programmer attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Refrigerator Magnet

tagged with: use it or lose it, brain, anatomy, brain parts, pons, saying, truism, medical, medicine, anatomical, neuroscience, neurosurgeon, doctor, physician, thinker, philosopher, scientist, brain exercise, words and unwords, science, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, science teacher, educational, teacher

Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Shirts

tagged with: statistician, psychology, statistical, statistics, stats, just call me statistically significant, hypothesis testing, normality, bell curve distribution, gaussian distribution, funny, attitude, humor, geek, wordsunwords, percentages, statistical significance, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, education

Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant!

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Where Does You Fault Lie? (Geology Humor) Tshirt

tagged with: earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, plates, subduction zone, crust, mantle, earth, fault, where does your fault lie, query, question, geek, geology, geological, seismology, seismologist, science, scientist, humor, attitude, earth science, earth scientist, psychologist, wordsunwords, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

Showcase your wry geological geek side with this geology gift tee featuring a subduction zone, where one plate subsides under another. Caption says: "Where Does Your Fault Lie?" Double entendre psychology saying t-shirt gift for seismologists and anyone who is a fan of plate tectonics! Perfect for anyone with faults of their own!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Key Chains

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, attention, anatomy, anatomical, biology, humor, attitude, geek, funny, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attention span, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, words and unwords

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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