Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 30, 2014

Retro Texting (International Morse Code) Business Cards

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Do you use the International morse code to communicate now and then? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these "Retro Texting" business cards featuring the dots and dashes that make up the communication scheme behind the International Morse Code. Memorable business cards for all who love to decipher code!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Coffee Mug

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Scare your opponents the next time you play chess with this wry chess attitude saying that says "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Comes with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who think about chess moves well before playing the chess pieces!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Personalized Invitation

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Life Is Like Game Of Bridge Determinism Free Will Shirt

No need to love the game of bridge to understand this wry bridge truism saying. Saying says: "Life Is Like A Game Of Bridge - The Hand You Are Dealt With Represents Determinism; The Way You Play It Represents Free Will". Includes all four card suits. Bridge attitude for all bridge players on any of these memorable gifts!

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I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route Tshirts

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If you love to take the scenic route -- whether transportation/travel or just in life in general -- you'll enjoy this wry traffic sign / transportation sign saying gift tee! Says: "I Am Not Lost... Just Taking The Scenic Route". Showcase your tendency to wander on the road of life today!

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I Love To Eat (Android Software Developer Humor) Coffee Mug

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Do you work with Android open source code? Do you love to eat? Showcase your wry open source software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an Android robot (bug droid) thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the saying "I Love To Eat". Make others do a double-take at your appetite with a dose of programmer attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Use It Or Lose It (Brain Anatomy Humor Saying) Refrigerator Magnet

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Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the various parts of the brains, including the pons, cerebellum, and medulla - color coded for distinction. Comes with the wry truism saying "Use It [Your Brain] Or Lose It". No need to be a neuroscientist, philosopher, or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Shirts

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Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant!

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Where Does You Fault Lie? (Geology Humor) Tshirt

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Showcase your wry geological geek side with this geology gift tee featuring a subduction zone, where one plate subsides under another. Caption says: "Where Does Your Fault Lie?" Double entendre psychology saying t-shirt gift for seismologists and anyone who is a fan of plate tectonics! Perfect for anyone with faults of their own!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Key Chains

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle Tee Shirts

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Educate others on the aquarium nitrogen cycle with this design that showcases how nitrogen flows into and out of the fish tank. Perfect ecology/environmental gift tee for any aquarium enthusiast or anyone who just wonders what the nitrogen cycle on a small scale is all about!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On A Pie) Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following rhetorical question that will make all pi fans do a double-take: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?"

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (Polytope) T-shirts

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Do you live in a hypercubed world? Showcase math and geometry wizardry with this educational geometric fun "Just Another Hypercubed Day" gift tee! Get others thinking outside of our three-dimensional world when you wear this hypercube polytope design!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Refrigerator Magnets

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Mug

Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Mug

If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table, you will enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts. Featuring all four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy, "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today!

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Historic US 101 Route (Transportation Sign) Shirt

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No matter how many times you have driven or traveled on the US 101 in California enjoy this Historic Route traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee featuring -- what else -- historic route U.S. 101. Showcase your vintage transportation side today with this signage t-shirt and let others know where you have been!

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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Mousepads

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No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Bag

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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