Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 30, 2014

Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle Tee Shirts

tagged with: ecology, biology, fish, aquarium, nitrogen cycle, aquarium nitrogen cycle, educational, biologist, ecologist, scientist, wordsunwords, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, educational resources

Educate others on the aquarium nitrogen cycle with this design that showcases how nitrogen flows into and out of the fish tank. Perfect ecology/environmental gift tee for any aquarium enthusiast or anyone who just wonders what the nitrogen cycle on a small scale is all about!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On A Pie) Postage Stamps

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, mathematician, math, scientist, hungry, words and unwords, pi day, constant, scientific, appetite, geek, humor, brain teaser, math teacher, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry pi humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following rhetorical question that will make all pi fans do a double-take: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?"

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (Polytope) T-shirts

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Do you live in a hypercubed world? Showcase math and geometry wizardry with this educational geometric fun "Just Another Hypercubed Day" gift tee! Get others thinking outside of our three-dimensional world when you wear this hypercube polytope design!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Refrigerator Magnets

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Scare your opponents the next time you play chess with this wry chess attitude saying that says "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Comes with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who think about chess moves well before playing the chess pieces!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Mug

tagged with: alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, quote, quotation, humor, intelligent, funny, undecided, direction, motivational, inspirational, wordsunwords, wordandunwords, truism, advice, education, psychology, psyche, decisions, decision-making, fork in the road, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Mug

If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table, you will enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts. Featuring all four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy, "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today!

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Historic US 101 Route (Transportation Sign) Shirt

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No matter how many times you have driven or traveled on the US 101 in California enjoy this Historic Route traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee featuring -- what else -- historic route U.S. 101. Showcase your vintage transportation side today with this signage t-shirt and let others know where you have been!

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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Mousepads

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, pons, medulla, cerebellum, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, humor, saying, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy any of these anatomical brain humor gifts featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable gifts for intelligent people who think!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Bag

tagged with: stats, statistician, statistics, statistical, math, mathematician, percentages, psyche, psychology, economist, psychologist, humor, geek, attitude, nerd, genius, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, funny, i am here, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, physicist, saying, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Mugs

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, attention, anatomy, anatomical, biology, humor, attitude, geek, funny, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attention span, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, words and unwords

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Staph Only (Biology Prokaryote Humor) Tee Shirt

tagged with: lab technician, doctor, nurse, medical, health, microbiology, prokaryote, bacteria, prokaryotic, staph only, staff only, science, biology, biological, humor, attitude, joke, geek, wordsunwords, diagram, labels, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, doctors

Make others do a double-take when you wear this "Staph Only" (meaning "Staff Only" when pronounced) gift t-shirt featuring a prokaryote (i.e., bacteria). Colorful design with detailed labels. No matter where you work or what you do, whether in the medical field or in a lab or otherwise, you'll enjoy this educational microbiology humor!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Commuter Bag

tagged with: do you think about pi, whenever you eat pie, pi on a pie, pie, mathematical constant, words and unwords, irrational number, math, mathematician, geek, humor, attitude, query, question, existential pi humor

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a baked pie with pi on it along with the following existential query for all pi lovers: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?"

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Hexeract (Geometry Hypercube Polytope) Tee Shirts

tagged with: linear, orthogonal projection, hexeract, hypercube, polytope, geometry, mathematician, geometric, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, edge, face, vertices, six-dimensional hypercube, dimensions, fractals

No need to be mathematician or into geometry to enjoy this hexeract design gift tee! A hexeract is a six-dimensional hypercube with 64 vertices, 192 edges, 240 square faces, 160 cubic cells, 60 tesseract 4-faces, and 12 penteract 5-faces. Showcase this orthogonal projection t-shirt of a hexeract with a dose of linear attitude fun!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Pinback Buttons

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Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gift for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Round Sticker

Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Post Card

tagged with: mad, madness, go among mad people, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, wonderland, quote, quotation, cheshire cat, alice, funny, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, adventures, psyche, psychology, mad people, saying, words and unwords

If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mug

If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be!

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Historic California US 99 Route (Sign) Tshirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign gift tee featuring Historic Route 99 in California. Showcase your love of California's roadway history and where you have been when you wear this t-shirt!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Key Chains