Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Greeting Card

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Love Geology Unconditionally (Geology Humor) T Shirts

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Plate tectonics humor comes alive with this colorful, educational earth science gift tee featuring the various tectonic plates of the world. Make others do a double-take when you showcase this memorable wry truism geology saying: "Love Geology Unconditionally - It's A Fault Driven World No Matter Which Plate You're Standing On". Double entendre geology pun for all those who are fans of geology! Perfect gift for die hard geologists with a sense of tongue-in-cheek geology attitude!

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Polyploidization (From 2N to 4N - Biology) T-shirt

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No need to a biologist or a biology major to enjoy this Polyploidization gift tee, featuring an illustration of the doubling of chromosomes within a cell. Polyploidization frequently occurs in plants and other lower-level species. Showcase your wry sense of biological humor with a dose of education of biological processes today!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pi On A Pie) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical geek humor for all who love to eat and think pi!

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My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point T-shirts

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Are you frequently at an inflection point in life? Showcase math attitude with this graph gift tee that features an inflection point, along with the saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Showcase wry mathematical geometry humor today, no matter where you are in life! Psychology and philosophy of life double entendre for all!

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Key Chains

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International Morse Code communication attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who longs for Morse code long-distance communication!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' (Humor) T Shirts

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If you play chess everyday of the week, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect gifts for chess fanatics who can't stop thinking and playing chess every day of the week!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Mousepads

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Mugs

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation!

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Historic California US 50 Route (Sign) Shirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign showcasing US Route 50 in California. Perfect gift for those who have traveled on Route 50 over the years!

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Fridge Magnets

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Shirt

Blame Earth She Has Many Faults Tshirts

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Enjoy educational, scientific humor when you wear this geology humor gift tee that features the tectonic plates and includes the wry geological saying "Blame Earth She Has Many Faults". Double entendre attitude for anyone with a sense of geological humor! Colorful science humor gift for earth scientists!

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Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside (Neuron Synapse) Mouse Pad

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No need to be a neurologist to know that you have delicate neural circuitry inside of you. Provide others with a tongue-in-cheek biology humor warning with any of these gifts that says: "Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside". Educational, scientific attitude design for anyone with neurons!

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Phylogenetic Tree Of Life 4+ Billion Yrs Shirt

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You are a product of 4+ billion years of evolution and counting! Be proud of it when you wear the phylogenetic tree of life gift tee with wry science humor saying. Let others know that you have come a long, long way through time!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Mouse Pads

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Post Card

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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I Play Chess Therefore, I Am (Chess Set) T Shirt

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No need to be a philosopher at the chessboard to enjoy this existential quote 'I Play Chess - Therefore, I Am". Avid chess players who think hard at the chess table will enjoy any of these memorable chess saying gifts, complete with reflective chess set!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tshirts

Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Mugs

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

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