Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Pin

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Coffee Mugs

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Shush! Ideas Under Construction Stickers

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No need to be writing a senior thesis or a dissertation to enjoy any of these signage humor gifts that including the following wry saying: "Shush! Ideas Under Construction". Includes transportation warning sign showing person digging the ground. Memorable sound advice gifts for anyone who works with ideas and needs some peace and quiet!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Magnet

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Biotechnology Shirts

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Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? Neck Wear

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Do you frequently think about objects in the fifth dimension? Does the third dimension -- or even the fourth dimension -- bore you to death? No need to be a mathematician to enjoy geometrical humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension, along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Ask yourself and others with tongue-in-cheek geometry attitude today!

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Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting Commuter Bags

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International Morse Code attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring IMC along with the saying "Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting". Make others do a double-take at electronic communication way back in the late 19th and early 20th centuries today!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Mug

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Canvas Bag

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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Stop For Genius (Stop Sign) Photo Card

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Make it clear to others that you want them to stop for genius with any of these gifts featuring a Stop Sign. Regardless of what you do for a living or how many degrees you have or do not have, showcase to the world that you would like for them to "Stop For Genius" today! Perfect gag-gift!

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Tie

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Mug

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Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Mugs

Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Magnets

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside (Biology Humor) T-shirt

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The process of mitosis, the division of cells, is ongoing inside of your cells. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this gift tee featuring mitosis along with the truism saying "Process Of Mitosis Ongoing Inside". Science attitude fun for all who engage in cell division!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Coaster

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (Communication) Laptop Bags

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS".

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