Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Business Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Monday, June 23, 2014

Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Those who work with statistics will enjoy any of these wry stats attitude gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Knowledge Is Power - Do Statistics". Statistical truism if there ever was one. Gifts for all those who understand hypothesis testing. No need to be a statistician to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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VIP Thought (Neuron / Synapse Humor) Coffee Mug

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Do you have a VIP (very important person) thought? Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse. Comes complete with all important anatomical labels of a neuron. Thoughtful, scientific, educational gifts for all those with very important thoughts inside of themselves!

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In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Skins For NOOK

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Dekerat (10-Dimensional Hypercube) Pin

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dekerat, a 10-dimensional hypercube. It can also be called a regular icosa-10-tope, being made of 20 regular facets. For the record, It has 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces. Make others do a double-take with geometric attitude with memorable hypercube gifts! Educational gifts for those who think in multiple dimensions beyond our current world!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mugs

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Refrigerator Magnet

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Mugs

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Stationery

Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing T Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPad 2 Skin

Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Fridge Magnets

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Beverage Coaster

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Personalized Letterhead

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Mugs

635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Apron

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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