Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 23, 2014

Do Not Enter Brain At Work Inside (Sign Humor) Bumper Sticker

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Warn others about your attitude with any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the "Do Not Enter" sign that says "Do Not Enter Brain At Work Inside". Make others do a double-take about our knowledge driven society and the need to concentrate with any of these intelligent gifts! No need to be a graduate student or teacher to enjoy!

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse (Bridge Humor) Apron

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Do you know how to finesse at the bridge table? Showcase wry suggestive duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Double-entendre fun for all bridge players at the bridge table!

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Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal, but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Invitations

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Synapse) Pins

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Showcase your wry medical humor side with any of these anatomical gifts featuring a synapse, along with the scientific truism "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Showcase tongue-in-cheek biology humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these science attitude gifts! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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Team Protein Synthesis (Biology) T-shirt

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You engage in protein synthesis in your ribosomes. Showcase this fact with a dose of biology attitude with any of these gifts that feature how proteins get made. Collegial caption: "Team Protein Synthesis". Complete with biological labels. Educational, scientific fun for anyone who makes proteins!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 4S Decal

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Dimensions Of Freedom (Geometry Humor) Trucker Hats

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No need to be a mathematician or philosopher to enjoy wry geometric humor with any of these gifts featuring five "Dimensions Of Freedom": point, line, square, cube, tesseract. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek mathematical humor on the different dimensions of freedom!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Coaster

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, faster than sms, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter Apron

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No need to be a die-hard chess player to enjoy any of these reflective chess set image gifts with the chess truism saying "Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter". Showcase your eternal chess spirit with any of these memorable chess saying gifts the next time you play chess!

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements

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If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Tees

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If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

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Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Geological Time Scale (Geological Age) Mugs

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No matter what age you are, if you are into Earth's history and geological age, you'll enjoy any of these colorful time line gifts featuring the geological time scale, complete with periods and epochs. Showcase your geological attitude with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts!

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Mature RNA Inside Coffee Mugs

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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