Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 20, 2014

Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Watch

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Showcase your wry communicative side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Great gift for any Morse code fan!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) T Shirts

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge Coffee Mug

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Tee Shirts

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Do you life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5 Cover

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Vibe iPhone 4 Cover

Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge Coffee Mugs

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the logic that is found in the card game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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What Card Did You Just Play? (Four Card Suits) Tshirts

If you play with a fast card playing partner, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard remark at the bridge table: "What Card Did You Just Play?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge query gifts today! Gifts for any bridge player with a really short memory as well!

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Life Depends Upon Active Transport (Na-K Pump) T Shirts

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump and its involvement in active transport. Includes the scientific truism saying "Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Memorable science attitude gifts for all who know about osmolytic balance and its importance in life!

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Monday, June 16, 2014

Bridge The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy Mugs

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If you enjoy being the dummy in bridge, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge - The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy". Laugh and smile the next time you play bridge with this memorable saying!

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Sunday, June 15, 2014

Eat Lower On The Food Chain (Vegetables) Coffee Mug

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Vegetarians will enjoy this wry medical saying on any of these gifts featuring a pile of vegetables. With an eye toward health and wellness, the following saying says it all about pursuing a vegetarian -- a plant-based as opposed to meat-based -- diet: "Eat Lower On The Food Chain Have Fewer Incidences Of Constipation, Hemorrhoids & Diverticulitis". Make everyone who isn't a vegetarian do a double-take on the benefits of vegetarianism with these healthy attitude saying gifts today!

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Saturday, June 14, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Tshirts

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Friday, June 13, 2014

In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Mug

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the induced-fit enzyme-substrate model. Educational science attitude gifts with the ubiquitous query that will truly make others guess what you mean: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Unforgettable geek humor gifts for all who know about the difference between the enzyme and the substrate!

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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

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