Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

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Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Tag For Bags

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Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

tagged with: guess intelligently play bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, bridge saying, words and unwords, bridge attitude, bridge humor, bridge advice, bridge players, bridge truism, four card suits

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

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Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

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Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather Mugs

I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather Mugs

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If you lived in the Midwest United States or thereabouts, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a satellite image from NOAA/NASA GOES Project along with the following caption: "Polar Vortex On January 6th 2014 - I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather". Contemporary meteorological attitude gifts for all who have braved sub-zero temperatures in early 2014!

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Heart Of Gold (Chemical Symbol AU) Award

Heart Of Gold (Chemical Symbol AU) Award

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Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the chemical symbol for gold (AU) on a cut-out view of a heart. Diagram shows the different chambers of the heart. Memorable chemistry and anatomical attitude gifts for all with a heart of gold!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply-Demand Curve) Tee Shirt

Economists Do It With Models (Supply-Demand Curve) Tee Shirt

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Economists will especially enjoy this supply-and-demand curve gift tee featuring supply and demand at equilibrium with this wry, raunchy saying "Economists Do It With Models". Showcase your tongue-in-cheek economic humor side today when you wear this educational graphic t-shirt!

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1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside (Neuron) Tee Shirts

1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside (Neuron) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry educational scientific side with this medical / anatomical gift tee featuring the neuron / synapse with the saying "1 To 5 Quadrillion Synapses Inside". Let others know what's inside of you with a dose of biological humor when you wear this t-shirt!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Coffee Mug

Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Coffee Mug

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' (Humor) T Shirts

I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' (Humor) T Shirts

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If you play chess everyday of the week, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect gifts for chess fanatics who can't stop thinking and playing chess every day of the week!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug

Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug

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Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Coffee Mugs

Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Saying) Tshirts

Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Saying) Tshirts

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Wry duplicate bridge attitude comes alive on any of these gifts that says "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". Serious bridge advice design includes all four card suits. Intelligent gifts for all those who play bridge with partners and desire to inspire trust and confidence when playing bridge!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Coffee Mug

It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Coffee Mug

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No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells!

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Kidney Nephron Coffee Mugs

Kidney Nephron Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a nephrologist or urologist to enjoy educational anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the kidney nephron from Gray's Anatomy. Make others do a double-take on the basic structural and functional unit of the kidney. After all, a nephron's chief function is to regulate the concentration of water and soluble substances like sodium salts by filtering the blood, reabsorbing what is needed and excreting the rest as urine. Medical humor gifts for all who urinate!

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Igneous Is Bliss (Geology Ignorance Is Bliss) Mug

Igneous Is Bliss (Geology Ignorance Is Bliss) Mug

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If you love igneous rock and have studied them in detail, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological attitude gifts featuring the classification scheme for igneous rocks on their mineralogy. As you probably know, igneous rock is formed by magma or lava (molten rock) cooling and becoming solid. The diagram features the mineralogical composition of igneous rocks with decreasing silica (SiO2) content. Make others do a double-take with these scientific truism gifts that include the fun-filled saying "Igneous Is Bliss" (a parody on Ignorance Is Bliss)!

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No Guts No Glory (Digestive System Anatomy Humor) Mug

No Guts No Glory (Digestive System Anatomy Humor) Mug

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If you eat and have a digestive system, you'll enjoy any of these wry anatomical humor gifts featuring the digestive system, complete with all key labels. Includes the truism saying that is applicable in sport and in life: "No Guts No Glory". Make others do a double-take today with tongue-in-cheek medical humor fun!

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Are You Saturated Yet? (Chemistry Humor) Coffee Mug

Are You Saturated Yet? (Chemistry Humor) Coffee Mug

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Do you feel saturated by life? Are you saturated by chemistry? Showcase your wry geek side with any of these tongue-in-cheek biochemistry / chemistry gifts featuring a graph of the substrate concentration versus the reaction rate. Caption says it all: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme kinetics humor gifts today!

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