Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Sunday, February 02, 2014
Steampunk - Apiary - The hive Pin
In the distant future, bees will all be extinct, killed off by humans taking their primary food (honey), and replacing it with synthetics. Many died off due to parasites due to the fungicides we put on things. Scientists invented a robotic bee that does the same thing as a normal bee does, but because due to the laws of nature and robotics, they became sentient. Each bee is evolved with an all seeing eye in the back and utilized lasers to defend themselves. Because the honey is no longer needed as food for themselves, the honey is stored and refined in great big towers. Robo-Bee's as they call them, maintain the honey. The honey is dispensed in a controlled manner by the bees themselves.
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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Plaques
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!
My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes
If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!
I Dreamt Last Night Sailing High Seas Bug Droid Rectangular Belt Buckle
Do you code in your dreams? No need to be an Android software developer to enjoy any of these wry software engineer / software development gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship along with the saying "I Dreamt Last Night That I Was Sailing On The High Seas". Make others do a double-take regarding what you dream about with any of these computer geek humor gifts!
Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!
Be As Sweet As A Rose Can Be (Bee On A Red Rose) Rectangular Belt Buckles
Beekeepers and apiarists who love roses will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a red rose along with the saying "Be As Sweet As A Rose Can Be" in Love Letters font. Customizable gifts that suitable for any occasion involved bees and roses! For all bee fans who are as sweet as a rose can be!
Saturday, February 01, 2014
Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Plate
If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Memo Pads
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Card Deck
Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!
Acoustic Drums Inside (Anatomy Of Human Ear) Wall Clocks
Ear doctors and otolaryngologists will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical gifts featuring all key parts of the human ear, including tympanic membrane, along with the following truism saying: "Acoustic Drums Inside". Make others do a double-take at how they can hear with a dose of otolaryngological attitude today with these memorable human ear canal saying gifts!
It Was That Kind Of Dream (Android Ghost Ship) Belt Buckle
No need to be a software developer or software engineer to enjoy any of these Android bug droid humor gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship. Computer engineer truism says it all: "It Was That Kind Of Dream". Wry software coder attitude gifts for all who stare at the screen for a long time and have dreams -- and nightmares!
Legion of Evil Apiarists Beverage Pitcher
Funny logo design for bee keepers. Includes the words "World Legion of Evil Apiarists".
Words & Unwords Neurological Sayings 2014 Calendar
Neurologists, scientists, psychologists, and thinkers will enjoy neurological humor throughout the year with this Words & Unwords Neurological Sayings 2014 Calendar featuring an illustration of a neuron / synapse along with a funny and/or thoughtful saying. 14 designs included, one for each month plus one for the front cover and one for the back cover. Make others do a double-take throughout the year with a dose of wry anatomical humor today!
Singles DNA Inside No Need To Replicate Pattern T Shirt
Are you single and prefer to be single? Perhaps it is because you have singles DNA inside of you? Have you consciously decided that you are not going to have any children and/or get married? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Singles DNA Inside - No Need To Replicate My DNA Pattern". Make everyone do a double-take on whether you truly have singles DNA -- or whether you are single by choice alone -- with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biological geek humor today!
Harnessing A Waterfall Sun's Energy Tesla Quote iPad Mini Cases
No need to be a hydro power enthusiast to understand the power of a waterfall in nature. Showcase electrical engineer and wireless genius Nikola Tesla and his foresight into harnessing energy with any of these memorable quote gifts on the more effective way to harness energy: "It should be borne in mind that electrical energy obtained by harnessing a waterfall is probably fifty times more effective than fuel energy. Since this is the most perfect way of rendering the sun's energy available, the direction of the future material development of man is clearly indicated." Memorable quotation from Tesla who was clearly way ahead of his time!
Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Placemats
If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!
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