Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Make others do a double-take on the cellular function of protein synthesis with this molecular biology tee. Featuring protein synthesis (i.e., how amino acids get formed into proteins) inside of a cell, along with the biological caption "Team Protein Synthesis". No need to be a molecular biologist or cellular biologist to enjoy informative, scientific fun! Make others know exactly what goes on inside of you! myTees
Any avid beekeeper will enjoy sporting this tee featuring a cartoon-like bee with stinger along with the title "Beekeeper" and the caption "Opinionated, Independent, Intellectual & Intense". Make others do a double-take about how serious beekeepers truly are with this memorable beekeeper saying tee! myTees
No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee! myTees
Showcase your wry biochemical side with this chemical molecule tee featuring the ball-and-stick 3-D molecule for adenosine triphosphate along with the truism saying "Continuously Recycled Within". Make others do a double-take about the ATP molecule with a dose of scientific humor today! myTees
If you have studied Alzheimer's disease or know someone who has memory problems, you may be interested in this chemical molecule structure gift tee featuring donepezil, an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor, that has been used to increase cortical acetylcholine. No need to have a memory problem or to work in the medical field to enjoy this informative molecule structure biochemistry t-shirt! myTees
Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with this t-shirt featuring the key parts of a prokaryote along with the saying "Warning! It's A Bacterial World Out There". Make others do a double-take with biological geek fun today! myTees
Showcase your wry economics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Think Virtuous Cycle, Not Vicious Circle". Whatever the state of the economy is, you'll enjoy these educational econ attitude gifts. No need to a financier or economist to enjoy! myTees
Let your electromagnetic side shine with this tee featuring an illustration of the Lorentz force, the combination of electric and magnetic force on a point charge due to electromagnetic fields. Comes with the geek humor saying "Lorentz Force Inside". myTees
Face it, you are wired for circulation! Showcase wry medical anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the circulatory system, complete with arteries and veins and key labels of them. Make others do a double-take when you make a note that you are just "Wired For Circulation"! Educational, scientific fun for anyone with a circulatory system! myTees
Are you a statistical anomaly? Showcase your wry stats geek sense of humor with this tee featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Anomaly Inside". Make others do a double-take at what a six-sigma event you truly are with this statistical humor t-shirt! No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myTees
No need to be a cryptographer or linguist to enjoy any of these runes in the Anglo-Saxon Fuþorc on this tee. Contains all 34 runes in the Anglo-Saxon Fuþorc, their names, meanings, and values in the Latin alphabet. Showcase your ancient language side today with this timeless educational tee from another culture! myTees
Earth scientists and geographers who know about the deepest point in the Earth's continental crust will enjoy any of these Mariana Trench gifts! Featuring a cross-section of the Mariana Arc where the Mariana Trench, currently estimated to be up to 10,971 m (35,994 ft) deep, is located. Memorable scientific gifts for all fans of plate tectonics! myTees
Face it - dopamine plays a big your in your attitude each day. Showcase your chemistry geek side with this chemical molecule of dopamine on this tee. Caption says it all: "Neurotransmitter playing a role in sleep, mood, attention, learning, risk & reward." Let your scientific side shine with intelligent humor! Cognitive and chemical science fun for all who learn! myTees
No need to be a chemist or biologist to know about methane and its significant impact on society today. Showcase your scientific style with this tee featuring the methane molecule along with the definitional caption: "Produced Anaerobically By Methanogensis". Methanogenesis or biomethanation is the formation of methane by microbes known as methanogens. Make others do a double-take with educational fun on the methane molecule! myTees
Showcase paleontology humor with this dinosaur graph featuring various dinosaurs by body mass versus age with the wry caption that says "Thankfully Dinosaurs Became Extinct 65 Million Years Ago Otherwise Congestion Would Be Much Worse". Modern day saying gift tee with a scientific humor bent for any dinosaur fan! myTees
Are you taking nitroglycerin for heart problems? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the scientific and medical truism saying "Nitroglycerin Makes My Heart Work Better". Dynamite molecule for all with a sense of humor! myTees
No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with any of these citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) gifts featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational, scientific fun today! myTees
Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant! myTees
Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes! myTees
No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry scientific psychological humor with this tee featuring the three different states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) according to temperature and pressure for water, along with the triple point and the critical point. Includes tongue-in-cheek saying for all those who wonder: "Which State Of Matter Are You In?" Psychological physical chemistry attitude t-shirt for anyone who ponders and is a worry wart! Query others with this tee and make others wonder exactly what you mean! myTees
No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the various interrelationships amongst power, current, voltage, and resistance as illustrated via equations on a "Formulaic Power Wheel". Make others do a double-take with a dose of physics cheat sheet humor today! myTees
You might remember the saying "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" that notes that in evolutionary history there is the tendency of a species repeating the development stages of its ancestors. Showcase wry biology humor with this embryonic gift tee that asks "Which Embryonic Stage Are You In?" Perfect gift for anyone who's just going through a phase or two! myTees
Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter". myTees
No need to be a chemist or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Catalysis At Work". Specifically, a diagram of a proton exchange membrane fuel cell (PEMFC) is included. A PEMFC transforms the chemical energy liberated during the electrochemical reaction of hydrogen and oxygen to electrical energy. Educational, scientific fuel cell attitude with any of these gifts! myTees
Statisticians of all ages will enjoy this stats humor saying gift tee featuring a regression line! Says: "Statistics - The Taming Of Randomness". Express your line of thought with wry statistical geek humor today! myTees
If you think about biological organisms in terms of inputs and outputs, you'll enjoy showcasing your systems biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology". Biotechnologists will enjoy these educational, scientific attitude gifts where a biological revolution awaits! myTees
No matter what your age or temperament, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee featuring the warning sign for downhills up ahead. Comes with wry saying "It's All Downhill From Here". Perfect birthday gag gift t-shirt or for anyone who knows that there's a lot of downhill in life to come! myTees
Anyone who metabolizes will enjoy this chemical structure gift tee featuring acetyl-CoA, the molecule used in many biochemical reactions, including the citric acid cycle (Krebs cycle). Educate others on what this essential molecule looks like with a dose of chemistry geek humor when wearing this "Acetyl-CoA Essential Molecule For Metabolism" t-shirt! myTees
Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this tee featuring the sodium-potassium pump and its involvement in active transport. Includes the scientific truism saying "Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Memorable scientific saying tee for anyone who knows about osmolytic balance and its importance to our daily lives! myTees
Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers! myTees
Showcase your wry emergency medical technician sense of humor with this electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude tee featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Sustained Heartbeat Inside". Memorable medical tee for anyone with a tongue-in-cheek medical attitude! myTees
If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception! myTees
Showcase wry microbial humor with this colorful prokaryote, complete with all important parts labeled on this tee. Those who work in the health and medical fields will enjoy the label "Staph Only" (Staff Only). Make others do a double-take about prokaryotes with this biology attitude tee today! No need to be a microbiologist or pathologist to enjoy! myTees
Fans of volcanoes and Indonesia will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "Ash Cloud From Ruang Volcano, Indonesia". Make others do a double-take and view volcanic activity (an eruption) from outer space when you wear this vivid photo t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a jogger, runner, or cyclist to enjoy any of these vitamin humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule for ibuprofen. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ibuprofen (A.K.A. Vitamin I). Make others do a double-take on Vitamin I with these scientific brain teaser gifts! Memorable saying for anyone with constant headaches and body aches! myTees
You've heard this tongue-twister before, haven't you? This tongue twister is focused on the infamous woodchuck with the possibility of a woodchuck chucking wood. Tongue twister says: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood." A woodchuck, of course, is a groundhog, which does not chuck wood in reality. Make others say it three times fast and get their tongue twisted in between the lines. Verbal and linguistic rhyme humor tee for anyone who love tongue twisters! Perfect t-shirt for any grammarian! myTees
Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tee featuring the four card suits along with sound bridge advice "If Your Opponents Are Taking Away Your Contract - Double To Signal Trouble". Memorable bridge reminder t-shirt for anyone who plays bridge or duplicate bridge! myTees
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge sensibility today! myTees
No matter what age you are, you exist in the present. Stand out from the crowd when you wear this wry, scientific geological age humor gift tee that says "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Let others know that you know all about age over the course of Earth's history! myTees
Showcase your biochemical balance with this wry scientific humor gift tee featuring the sodium-potassium pump. Says: "Rest Assured, I Am An Osmolytically Balanced Person". Perfect gift for cell biologists or anyone who understands the importance of osmoregulation! myTees
The pelagic zone comprises of any water in the sea that is not close to the bottom or near to the shore. No need to be an oceanographer or scientist to enjoy this wry scientific t-shirt featuring the various layers within the pelagic zone along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Lost In The Pelagic Zone". Includes mesopelagic, bathyalpelagic, abyssalpelagic, hadalpelagic zones within the pelagic zone. Memorable tee for any open sea fan! myTees
If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myTees
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myTees
The citric acid cycle is also known as the Krebs cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Showcase your engine within with this wry educational, scientific tee featuring the truism saying "Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle Engine Within". Make others do a double-take about what you are powered by with this memorable scientific saying t-shirt! myTees
Do you love to explore? Are you genetically hard-wired for exploration? Showcase your wry genetic side with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Explorer Genes Inside". myTees
No need to work in the medical profession to enjoy heartbeat humor on this educational scientific tee featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram. Make others do a double-take with this tee with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Signs Of Life Inside"! myTees
No need to be a molecular biology to enjoy wry scientific educational attitude with any of these gifts featuring the homeobox genes of a fruit fly, along with the saying "Morphogenesis Inside". For the record, a homeobox is a DNA sequence found within genes that are involved in the regulation of patterns of development (morphogenesis) in organisms. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for anyone still developing and changing -- whether their ideas or themselves! myTees
No need to be a biologist, virologist, or immunologist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the different types of immune system cells, from the mast cells to the dendritic cells, along with neutrophil, basophil, and eosinophil cells. Make others do a double-take on the different immune system cells that we have with any of these "Innate Immune System Cells Inside" truism saying gifts! myTees
No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all! myTees
No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics tee featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this t-shirt featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myTees
