Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Are you a statistical anomaly? Showcase your wry stats geek sense of humor with this tee featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Anomaly Inside". Make others do a double-take at what a six-sigma event you truly are with this statistical humor t-shirt! No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myTees
No need to be a cryptographer or linguist to enjoy any of these runes in the Anglo-Saxon Fuþorc on this tee. Contains all 34 runes in the Anglo-Saxon Fuþorc, their names, meanings, and values in the Latin alphabet. Showcase your ancient language side today with this timeless educational tee from another culture! myTees
Earth scientists and geographers who know about the deepest point in the Earth's continental crust will enjoy any of these Mariana Trench gifts! Featuring a cross-section of the Mariana Arc where the Mariana Trench, currently estimated to be up to 10,971 m (35,994 ft) deep, is located. Memorable scientific gifts for all fans of plate tectonics! myTees
Face it - dopamine plays a big your in your attitude each day. Showcase your chemistry geek side with this chemical molecule of dopamine on this tee. Caption says it all: "Neurotransmitter playing a role in sleep, mood, attention, learning, risk & reward." Let your scientific side shine with intelligent humor! Cognitive and chemical science fun for all who learn! myTees
No need to be a chemist or biologist to know about methane and its significant impact on society today. Showcase your scientific style with this tee featuring the methane molecule along with the definitional caption: "Produced Anaerobically By Methanogensis". Methanogenesis or biomethanation is the formation of methane by microbes known as methanogens. Make others do a double-take with educational fun on the methane molecule! myTees
Showcase paleontology humor with this dinosaur graph featuring various dinosaurs by body mass versus age with the wry caption that says "Thankfully Dinosaurs Became Extinct 65 Million Years Ago Otherwise Congestion Would Be Much Worse". Modern day saying gift tee with a scientific humor bent for any dinosaur fan! myTees
Are you taking nitroglycerin for heart problems? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the scientific and medical truism saying "Nitroglycerin Makes My Heart Work Better". Dynamite molecule for all with a sense of humor! myTees
No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with any of these citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) gifts featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational, scientific fun today! myTees
Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant! myTees
Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes! myTees
No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry scientific psychological humor with this tee featuring the three different states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) according to temperature and pressure for water, along with the triple point and the critical point. Includes tongue-in-cheek saying for all those who wonder: "Which State Of Matter Are You In?" Psychological physical chemistry attitude t-shirt for anyone who ponders and is a worry wart! Query others with this tee and make others wonder exactly what you mean! myTees
No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the various interrelationships amongst power, current, voltage, and resistance as illustrated via equations on a "Formulaic Power Wheel". Make others do a double-take with a dose of physics cheat sheet humor today! myTees
You might remember the saying "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" that notes that in evolutionary history there is the tendency of a species repeating the development stages of its ancestors. Showcase wry biology humor with this embryonic gift tee that asks "Which Embryonic Stage Are You In?" Perfect gift for anyone who's just going through a phase or two! myTees
Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter". myTees
No need to be a chemist or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Catalysis At Work". Specifically, a diagram of a proton exchange membrane fuel cell (PEMFC) is included. A PEMFC transforms the chemical energy liberated during the electrochemical reaction of hydrogen and oxygen to electrical energy. Educational, scientific fuel cell attitude with any of these gifts! myTees
Statisticians of all ages will enjoy this stats humor saying gift tee featuring a regression line! Says: "Statistics - The Taming Of Randomness". Express your line of thought with wry statistical geek humor today! myTees
If you think about biological organisms in terms of inputs and outputs, you'll enjoy showcasing your systems biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology". Biotechnologists will enjoy these educational, scientific attitude gifts where a biological revolution awaits! myTees
No matter what your age or temperament, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee featuring the warning sign for downhills up ahead. Comes with wry saying "It's All Downhill From Here". Perfect birthday gag gift t-shirt or for anyone who knows that there's a lot of downhill in life to come! myTees
Anyone who metabolizes will enjoy this chemical structure gift tee featuring acetyl-CoA, the molecule used in many biochemical reactions, including the citric acid cycle (Krebs cycle). Educate others on what this essential molecule looks like with a dose of chemistry geek humor when wearing this "Acetyl-CoA Essential Molecule For Metabolism" t-shirt! myTees
Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this tee featuring the sodium-potassium pump and its involvement in active transport. Includes the scientific truism saying "Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Memorable scientific saying tee for anyone who knows about osmolytic balance and its importance to our daily lives! myTees
Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers! myTees
Showcase your wry emergency medical technician sense of humor with this electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude tee featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Sustained Heartbeat Inside". Memorable medical tee for anyone with a tongue-in-cheek medical attitude! myTees
If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception! myTees
Showcase wry microbial humor with this colorful prokaryote, complete with all important parts labeled on this tee. Those who work in the health and medical fields will enjoy the label "Staph Only" (Staff Only). Make others do a double-take about prokaryotes with this biology attitude tee today! No need to be a microbiologist or pathologist to enjoy! myTees
Fans of volcanoes and Indonesia will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "Ash Cloud From Ruang Volcano, Indonesia". Make others do a double-take and view volcanic activity (an eruption) from outer space when you wear this vivid photo t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a jogger, runner, or cyclist to enjoy any of these vitamin humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule for ibuprofen. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Ibuprofen (A.K.A. Vitamin I). Make others do a double-take on Vitamin I with these scientific brain teaser gifts! Memorable saying for anyone with constant headaches and body aches! myTees
You've heard this tongue-twister before, haven't you? This tongue twister is focused on the infamous woodchuck with the possibility of a woodchuck chucking wood. Tongue twister says: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood." A woodchuck, of course, is a groundhog, which does not chuck wood in reality. Make others say it three times fast and get their tongue twisted in between the lines. Verbal and linguistic rhyme humor tee for anyone who love tongue twisters! Perfect t-shirt for any grammarian! myTees
Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tee featuring the four card suits along with sound bridge advice "If Your Opponents Are Taking Away Your Contract - Double To Signal Trouble". Memorable bridge reminder t-shirt for anyone who plays bridge or duplicate bridge! myTees
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge sensibility today! myTees
No matter what age you are, you exist in the present. Stand out from the crowd when you wear this wry, scientific geological age humor gift tee that says "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Let others know that you know all about age over the course of Earth's history! myTees
Showcase your biochemical balance with this wry scientific humor gift tee featuring the sodium-potassium pump. Says: "Rest Assured, I Am An Osmolytically Balanced Person". Perfect gift for cell biologists or anyone who understands the importance of osmoregulation! myTees
The pelagic zone comprises of any water in the sea that is not close to the bottom or near to the shore. No need to be an oceanographer or scientist to enjoy this wry scientific t-shirt featuring the various layers within the pelagic zone along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Lost In The Pelagic Zone". Includes mesopelagic, bathyalpelagic, abyssalpelagic, hadalpelagic zones within the pelagic zone. Memorable tee for any open sea fan! myTees
If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myTees
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myTees
The citric acid cycle is also known as the Krebs cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Showcase your engine within with this wry educational, scientific tee featuring the truism saying "Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle Engine Within". Make others do a double-take about what you are powered by with this memorable scientific saying t-shirt! myTees
Do you love to explore? Are you genetically hard-wired for exploration? Showcase your wry genetic side with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Explorer Genes Inside". myTees
No need to work in the medical profession to enjoy heartbeat humor on this educational scientific tee featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram. Make others do a double-take with this tee with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Signs Of Life Inside"! myTees
No need to be a molecular biology to enjoy wry scientific educational attitude with any of these gifts featuring the homeobox genes of a fruit fly, along with the saying "Morphogenesis Inside". For the record, a homeobox is a DNA sequence found within genes that are involved in the regulation of patterns of development (morphogenesis) in organisms. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for anyone still developing and changing -- whether their ideas or themselves! myTees
No need to be a biologist, virologist, or immunologist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the different types of immune system cells, from the mast cells to the dendritic cells, along with neutrophil, basophil, and eosinophil cells. Make others do a double-take on the different immune system cells that we have with any of these "Innate Immune System Cells Inside" truism saying gifts! myTees
No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all! myTees
No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics tee featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this t-shirt featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myTees
Chemistry and psychology humor comes alive on this tee featuring the different phases of water according to temperature and pressure, along with the truism saying "Just Going Through Phases". No matter what phase you are in, you'll enjoy this educational scientific humor t-shirt! myTees
Skydivers will enjoy any of these saying gifts featuring a skydiver in accelerated free fall along with the following statement that will make others do a double-take on what you like to do: "Skydiving My Modus Operandi". myTees
Anatomical humor comes alive on this colorful backbone gift tee with the tautological saying "It's Important To Have A Strong Backbone To Uphold Your Head". Colorful educational medical humor gift for anyone with a backbone and needing some laughs! myTees
Plate tectonics humor comes alive on this geology gift tee featuring India colliding with the Eurasian plate to form the Himalayas. Showcase wit and wisdom with the timeless age saying "Naturally, I Was Not There When The Himalayas Formed". Raw humor for those who know that tectonic collisions happen over long periods of time! myTees
No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy this scientific attitude t-shirt featuring a history of the Earth through geological time. Comes with the wry saying: "If You Need An Escape From The Present Take A Walk Along The Spiral Of Geological Time". Memorable tee for anyone who thinks about geological time and Earth's history! myTees
Obey the laws of physics with this warning transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Magnetic Field From Which There Is No Escape". Showcase your magnetic side and warn others with this wry geek t-shirt! myTees
Wry geek humor comes alive on this tee featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw, along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable tee! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myTees
No need to be a particle physicist or quantum mechanics guru to enjoy this tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following wry scientific truism saying: "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". Make others do a double-take about the explanation of a sub-atomic view of the world today! myTees
Biologists who work with plants and animals will enjoy this educational gift tee featuring "Speciation Via Polyploidy", whereby 2n becomes 4n. Perfect evolutionary scientific t-shirt for those with at least 2n or who desire to create new species! myTees
