Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Plate tectonics humor comes alive on this geology gift tee featuring India colliding with the Eurasian plate to form the Himalayas. Showcase wit and wisdom with the timeless age saying "Naturally, I Was Not There When The Himalayas Formed". Raw humor for those who know that tectonic collisions happen over long periods of time! myTees
No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy this scientific attitude t-shirt featuring a history of the Earth through geological time. Comes with the wry saying: "If You Need An Escape From The Present Take A Walk Along The Spiral Of Geological Time". Memorable tee for anyone who thinks about geological time and Earth's history! myTees
Obey the laws of physics with this warning transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Magnetic Field From Which There Is No Escape". Showcase your magnetic side and warn others with this wry geek t-shirt! myTees
Wry geek humor comes alive on this tee featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw, along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable tee! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myTees
No need to be a particle physicist or quantum mechanics guru to enjoy this tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following wry scientific truism saying: "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". Make others do a double-take about the explanation of a sub-atomic view of the world today! myTees
Biologists who work with plants and animals will enjoy this educational gift tee featuring "Speciation Via Polyploidy", whereby 2n becomes 4n. Perfect evolutionary scientific t-shirt for those with at least 2n or who desire to create new species! myTees
Are you a totally solid person at the core level? Showcase your wry earth science attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different layers of the Earth, with Earth, of course, having a solid core. Comes with the double-entendre scientific saying "Totally Solid At My Core". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational humor today! myTees
Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy this educational, scientific tee featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today with this tee! myTees
No need to be a statistician -- although it would certainly help -- to enjoy this wry stats humor cheat sheet gift t-shirt that features the bell distribution curve! Caption says it all: "Statistics... In A Nutshell". Impress friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you meet with your statistical prowess when you wear this educational t-shirt! myTees
No matter what game you play -- whether in real life or online -- showcase your retro avatar side with this tee featuring a Viking game face along with the saying "Get Your Game Face On". Complete with horns, beard, hatchet (ax), and shield. Make others do a double-take regarding your Viking alter ego today! myTees
Face it - you are powered by the Krebs cycle. Showcase this biochemical fact with a dose of Krebs cycle attitude on any of these geek humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Make others do a double-take at what you are powered by today with a dose of educational scientific fun! myTees
If you play a lot of bridge, you'll understand that the game of bridge is all about remembering what the bid was, what cards were played, and what cards remain to be played. Whether you are declarer or defender, the game of bridge requires a lot of focus. Bridge players will enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge/duplicate bridge truism saying: "Bridge - A Game Of Focus". myTees
No need to be a dietician or nutritionist to showcase your wry sense of diet and nutrition humor with this t-shirt featuring USDA's MyPlate.gov federal dietary / nutrition guidelines logo along with the saying "Occupy Your Mind With Dietary Proportions". Make everyone do a double-take on what they should be eating at each mealtime when you wear this dietary attitude t-shirt! Note: These products are neither endorsed nor supported by USDA, which is responsible for the MyPlate.gov logo. These items are designed to stimulate thought and discussion regarding one's dietary choices. myTees
Showcase your wry mathematical side with any of these Fibonacci lattice gifts with the caption "Fibonacci, Anyone?". Fibonacci sequences appear in biological settings, in two consecutive Fibonacci numbers, such as branching in trees or the arrangement of leaves on a stem. Make others do a double-take on the combinatorial interpretation of Fibonacci numbers with any of these tree graph gifts! myTees
Love geometry? Enjoy this geek design featuring a cuboid, along with the saying "Just Call Me A Cuboid - Or A Rectangular Parallelepiped". Educational, geometric fun for mathematicians and anyone who can be considered cubed in nature! myTees
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump of active transport along with the following explanatory saying: "Pumping Three Sodium Ions Out Of The Cell For Every Two Potassium Ions Pumped In All The Time". myTees
Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game". Memorable chess humor saying gifts for anyone who just can't resist a chess game! Perfect gifts for chess teachers, chess addicts, and anyone who can be tempted by the game of chess! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect t-shirt for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry. myTees
No need to be an economist -- specifically, a macroeconomist -- to enjoy this gift tee featuring the circulation of labor, wages, taxes, transfers, and government expenditures in macroeconomics. Caption asks: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics?". Educational, econ humor fun for anyone who lives in our society and understands the flow of capital! myTees
Showcase your wry medical side with this t-shirt featuring a sinus rhythm (regular heartbeat) on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to understand how to read an electrocardiogram to enjoy this tongue-in-cheek educational medicine tee! Not just for those who work in the medical field! myTees
No need to be a physicist to understand the concept of quantum superposition, the fundamental law of quantum mechanics that defines the collection of all possible states that an object can have. Includes Schrödinger's cat and the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain how hard it is to explain quantum superposition with any of these scientific attitude gifts! myTees
If you are into heart health, you'll enjoy this chemical molecule attitude tee featuring the chemical structure of Coenzyme Q10, which is also known as ubiquinone in its fully oxidized state. Coenzyme Q10 plays an important role in the electron transport chain in the mitochondria and consequently, plays an important role in generating energy. myTees
No need to be a geologist or paleontologist to enjoy this spiral of time "Geological Time In Perspective" gift tee. Featuring the various periods, eons, and epochs of Earth's history. Memorable gift of a spiral walk from Earth's inception! myTees
Are you an advocate of phage therapy? Do you know about phages? Let your wry virological side shine whenever you wear this tee featuring a bacteriophage along with the saying "Let's Go Phage". Make others do a double-take about the wonders of bacteriophages, a type of virus that attacks bacteria, with a dose of wry geek humor whenever you wear this t-shirt! myTees
Do you wear jeans to work? Are you working in a field related to biotechnology and/or the medial sector? Do you wish that everyday was called genes (jeans) day? Regardless of what you do, showcase your DNA replication attitude with any of these molecular biology gifts with the saying "Make Everyday Genes Day (Jeans Day)". Showcase your casual biological attitude with any of these memorable truism humor gifts! myTees
No need to be a physics major to be thoughtful of the dimensions of time and space. Showcase your wry geek side with this "Light Cone, Anyone?" gift tee, complete with time and space axis. Educational, tongue-in-cheek scientific fun for anyone who thinks about the various dimensions of light throughout the universe! myTees
If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table, you will enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts. Featuring all four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy, "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today! myTees
Fans of Jules Verne's work Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea will enjoy this classic picture of the funeral. Retro vintage picture tee for any science fiction fan! myTees
No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy this DNA replication humor gift tee. Says: "Environmental Genetics Motto - DNA Loads The Gun, Environment Pulls The Trigger". Let everyone know, with wry scientific humor, about the mantra of environmental genetics! myTees
Do you think about statistics all the time, so much so that it becomes your own personality? Enjoy this "Statistical Personality" normal distribution bell curve gift tee. Showcase your intelligent statistical side today! myTees
If you love to exercise, you'll enjoy wry biological attitude on this tee featuring a mitochondrion along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what goes on inside this cellular organelle the next time they exert themselves: "Exert Yourself Build Your Mitochondria". Classic educational bio geek humor tee for anyone who exerts oneself! myTees
Do you breathe statistics everyday? Statisticians of all ages will enjoy this angled normal distribution curve "Statistical Spirit" stats humor gift tee. Showcase your team spirit for the world of statistics today! myTees
Tongue-in-cheek soil attitude comes alive on this tee featuring the soil science saying "Articulate A Vision Before You Dig ... Know Your Horizons". Featuring the various horizons of the soil. Memorable soil scientific t-shirt for soil scientists, farmers, agricultural engineers, and anyone who understands that a vision needs to be articulated before one digs a hole in the ground! Double-entendre fun on the word "horizon" for all! myTees
The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy this Thomas Edison quote tee that contains one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" T-shirt for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy! myTees
No matter what age you are, you exist in the present. Stand out from the crowd when you wear this wry, scientific geological age humor gift tee that says "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Let others know that you know all about age over the course of Earth's history! myTees
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e., mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this tee featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude design for everyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for vaccine development. myTees
Statisticians, psychologists, social scientists, and economists will enjoy this tee featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myTees
No need to be a geologist to appreciate the passage of time in Earth's history. You'll enjoy wearing this "Geological Time Scale" gift tee featuring the various epochs and periods in geological time. Educational scientific gift for anyone concerned about Earth's age and where the present fits in! myTees
Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational, scientific molecular biology saying gifts! myTees
Ever wondered how proteins are made? Wonder no longer when you wear this "Protein Synthesis Inside" design featuring RNA and the ribosome. Let others know that protein synthesis is done inside of our cells all the time! No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy! myTees
Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these life science gifts featuring the electron transport chain as found in the mitochondrion. Comes with the definitional truism saying "ATP Generation Inside". As life scientists know, during oxidative phosphorylation, electrons are transferred from electron donors to electron acceptors such as oxygen, in redox reactions. These redox reactions release energy, which is used to form ATP. Make others do a double-take today with any of these energy attitude gifts! myTees
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myTees
Classic gestalt phenomenon on any of these gifts featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myTees
No need to be a biologist or virologist to know that not all viruses look alike. Showcase wry educational biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring three different forms of viruses: bacteriophage, animal virus, and retrovirus. Includes label of where DNA is located in each viral type. Make others do a double-take during any flu season or epidemic with any of these science humor gifts! myTees
Do you love statistics? Are you in love with statistics as a discipline? Showcase your wry geek sense of statistical humor with this t-shirt featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian distribution) along with the saying "Statistical Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take at what you truly mean with a dose of tongue-in-cheek statistics humor today! myTees
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this bridge advice tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Tempo Should Be Kept On An Even Keel". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice the next time you're at the bridge table! No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myTees
Did you live off Ramen in graduate school or are you going to graduate school and whittling yourself to the bones, so to speak? You'll enjoy this vintage medical and anatomical humor gift tee featuring the human skeleton with the caption "Graduate Student". Let others know what has become of you with this wry intelligent humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee! myTees
Cell biologists and biochemists will enjoy this colorful biological design featuring the 4 structures of protein (primary, secondary, tertiary, quaternary), from amino acid to protein complex. Educational biology gift for those who know about "The Multiple Structures Of Protein"! myTees
Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring the infamous equation "E=mc^2" along with the equivalent saying "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy! myTees
