Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you view life as nothing but a series of twists and turns? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of scientific, educational fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns". Make others do a double-take on what life is all about with these biology truism saying gifts today! Featuring double-entendre on the code of life! myTees
Subtle suggestive scientific attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring Lineweaver–Burk or double-reciprocal plots of kinetic data, showing the significance of the axis intercepts and gradient -- i.e., a linear form of the Michaelis–Menten equation. No need to be a student of enzyme kinetics to ask others this key question: "How Inhibited Are You?" Make others do a double-take today and wonder what you mean and what you are referring to with this ubiquitous suggestive query on this scientific humor t-shirt today! myTees
Ever wanted to have a mad tea party? Showcase your Alice In Wonderland spirit with this John Tenniel mad tea party design, complete with Alice, the Rabbit, and the Mad Hatter! Tee for anyone who enjoys Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and who understands mad tea parties! myTees
Showcase your biochemical side with any of these cellular respiration humor gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take when you let them know exactly where you get your energy from with any of these ATP energy gifts! myTees
Logician, philosopher, and author, Lewis Carroll authored Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There as a sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Classic made-up portmanteau poem, Jabberwocky, is included here, titled in Black Adder font, on all of these gifts, along with John Tenniel's illustration. Make others do a double-take with all of the made-up words from Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky! Inspirational timeless poem for all ages! No need to read only by holding it up to a mirror? myTees
Whether you are student or teacher, you'll enjoy any of these scientific truism gifts featuring osmosis over the cell membrane with the saying "Learning By Osmosis Occurs Over Time". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts. Memorable educational biological and psychological attitude gifts for learners of all ages! myTees
No need to be a doctor or nurse or lab technician to enjoy cardiac physiology fun with this medical humor gift tee that says "See Anything Wrong With My Wiggers Diagram?" Educational, scientific attitude for those who know about aortic pressure, left ventricular pressure, and left atrial pressure. A must have gift for anyone who knows about interpreting the electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG)! myTees
Are you familiar with competition inhibition? Sounds like an oxymoron, but it is a form of enzyme inhibition whereby the binding of the inhibitor to the active site on the enzyme prevents binding of the substrate and vice versa. Showcase your enzyme kinetics attitude with any of these science humor gifts featuring "Competitive Inhibition Inside"! Educational, scientific fun for all! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of the doppler effect with a dose of wry physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler effect along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you truly mean: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Memorable geek humor gift for any physicist or physics major! myTees
Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant! myTees
If you work with the Periodic Table of Elements, you'll enjoy wry scientific chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table, along with the saying "112th Element Product Of Nuclear Fusion - Ununbium, Soon To Be Copernicum". Soon, if not already, Copernicium will be the new name for Element 112. Make others do a double-take at the newest element in the chart with a dose of educational, scientific attitude! Perfect gifts for anyone into volatile metals! myTees
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors! myTees
Showcase your statistical humor with this stats attitude tee that features linear regression with wry saying "Unfortunately Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This". Memorable tee for any social scientist or observer of institutional behavior! myTees
Introduced first in 1927, by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg, the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. In other words, two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known, the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous, existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myTees
Showcase your wry anatomical side with this tee featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy this scientific, educational geek advice humor tee! myTees
Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively! myTees
Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this tee featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Sometimes I Wonder Where My Mind Is". Memorable geek humor t-shirt for anyone who is absent-minded or temporarily misplaces his or her mind from time to time! myTees
Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm! myTees
No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today! myTees
No need to be studying physics to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum, along with the caption "Electromagnetic University" in Varsity lettering. Make others do a double-take about the visible and invisible portions of light with a dose of educational, scientific attitude today! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with any of these gifts featuring a karyotype of human chromosomes under fluorescence along with the caption "Cytogeneticist Inside". Memorable gifts for anyone interested in what their chromosomes look like! myTees
Showcase your wry geological time side with this tee featuring the spiral through Earth's timeline along with the geological truism saying "Life Is An Epoch Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific double-entendre fun. Memorable tee for anyone who views life as an epoch adventure! myTees
If you enjoy exploring the South Pole or the frozen continent, you'll enjoy any of these geography gifts featuring "Map Of Antarctica". Comes with labels of all key points of interest on the only continent that could melt away. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geographic style with any of these Antarctica map gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with this duplicate bridge saying tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "70% Game Is Equivalent To Perfection". Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge game attitude today! myTees
If you are curious as to how your blood pressure is regulated, you'll enjoy this medical anatomical tee featuring the renin-angiotensin-aldosterone system (RAAS) with the saying "How I Regulate My Blood Pressure". Comes with diagram, with all key labels. Educational, scientific t-shirt for anyone with blood pressure! myTees
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor tee featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC), along with the saying "Just Generating Energy Inside". Make others do a double-take regarding where your energy comes from with a dose of biochemistry attitude today! myTees
Are you a fan of green algae? Biologists, botanists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the "Life Cycle Of Green Algae" -- specifically, Acetabularia mediterranea. Make others do a double-take on this fascinating organism with these biological attitude gifts! myTees
Females of all ages who menstruate will enjoy this wry scientific, educational tee featuring the menstrual cycle, along with the fluctuations in the hormones estradiol and progesterone. Make others do a double-take about what is happening within whenever you showcase this t-shirt with the tongue-in-cheek cautionary tale for all those around you: "Warning! It's That Time Of The Month". myTees
If you have ever been redoubled at the bridge table -- who hasn't?" -- you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude saying gift tee featuring all 4 card suits that says "Redouble Can Mean Trouble". Let others know at the bridge table that you know that being redoubled can indeed mean trouble! myTees
No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy this silencing RNA humor gift tee that says "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside". Wry scientific attitude fun for anyone interested in cell biology and what happens with silencing RNA. Make others be quiet with a dose of educational biological fun! myTees
Earth scientists and seismologists will enjoy this gift tee that features the various waves from the focus of the earthquake. Says: "Earthquakes Do Not Affect Earth's Inner Core". Perfect gift for Earth lovers, geologists, and those with a strong sense of seismology attitude! myTees
No need to be a biologist to know the various amino acids according to RNA codon. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Coded For Translation". Make others do a double-take on protein synthesis today! myTees
Ever heard of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Make others do a double-take with this definition tee featuring a very long word -- often cited to be one of the longest words -- in the English language. No need to be a practitioner in the medical field to enjoy tongue-twisting definitional humor today! myTees
Do you often think in another dimension? You'll enjoy this geometric design that is a cube in the fifth dimension. Let others know that they shouldn't worry about you if they don't understand you with this fifth dimension gift tee! myTees
If you go to meeting after meeting in the scientific world, you'll enjoy this wry scientific tee featuring E. coli under the electron microscope with the caption "Meetings In the Microbial World", along with the tongue-in-cheek double entendre saying about having a quorum as featured in a call-out: "Do We Have A Quorum To Do Quorum Sensing?" No need to be a biologist or microbiologist to enjoy this t-shirt! For all who go to meeting after meeting! myTees
No need to work in medicine or be a linguist to enjoy tongue twisting fun with this doctor doctor doctoring tongue twister. Ask yourself and others to repeat the several lines three times fast. T-shirt that is perfect for anyone who ponders about how a doctor doctors other doctors! myTees
No need to be an optometrist or ophthalmologist to enjoy this wry medical and anatomical humor t-shirt featuring a diagram of all parts of the eye with the truism saying "(Eye) Matter". Make others do a double-take today on how your eyes matter in this world! myTees
Know about COBOL as the "Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language"? Showcase your wry computer programmer side with any of these COBOL humor gifts featuring a retro 1970s looking computer, along with the computer truism saying of today! Memorable geek gifts for all who have worked with COBOL in business, in government, etc.! myTees
Showcase the fuel cell from within with wry biochemical humor. Enjoy any of these "A Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate" gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge sensibility today! myTees
Advocated by Nikola Tesla, often known as "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, alternate currents are widely used today. Showcase Tesla's genius in foreseeing the usage of alternate currents with any of these quote gifts with the following quote: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature." Gifts for all inventors, scientists, engineers, and fans who understand that limits are of a merely mechanical nature! myTees
Showcase your mathematical and geometric side with this "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem" gift tee. Perfect gift tee for any math or geometry teacher. Simple Euclidean math geek t-shirt for those who know about proof! myTees
No need to be a nephrologist or work in the healthcare field to enjoy this wry anatomical attitude tee featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound nephrological geek advice today with this biopsychological attitude design! myTees
Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works! myTees
Showcase your molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring introns, exons, and gene splicing along with the following scientific truism saying: "Junk DNA Seat Of Crucial Gene-Controlling Activity". myTees
Showcase "The Copenhagen Interpretation Of Quantum Mechanics" with any of these gifts featuring the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. Picture shows Schrödinger's cat as dead or alive at the time of observation. Make others do a double-take about quantum mechanics with any of these educational, scientific physics gifts! No need to be a physicist to enjoy this paradox! myTees
No need to be a chemist or work in the medical field to know what heparin, commonly used as a blood thinner, looks like. Featuring chemical molecule tee with the wry definitional saying "Heparin It Even Looks Like An Anticoagulant". Make others do a double-take on the heparin molecule with this t-shirt! myTees
Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this tee. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect t-shirt for anyone who lives in today's wireless world and depends upon the wheelwork of nature! myTees
It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living, if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life", complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics A Facet Of My Identity". Molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy this scientific attitude saying about genetics and identity on this tee! myTees
