Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
You might remember the saying "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" that notes that in evolutionary history there is the tendency of a species repeating the development stages of its ancestors. Showcase wry biology humor with this embryonic gift tee that asks "Which Embryonic Stage Are You In?" Perfect gift for anyone who's just going through a phase or two! myTees
No need to be a nephrologist or urologist to enjoy educational anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the kidney nephron from Gray's Anatomy. Make others do a double-take on the basic structural and functional unit of the kidney. After all, a nephron's chief function is to regulate the concentration of water and soluble substances like sodium salts by filtering the blood, reabsorbing what is needed and excreting the rest as urine. Medical humor gifts for all who urinate! myTees
No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows! myTees
Showcase your medical sense of style, regardless of whether you live in the tropical regions or not, with any of these anatomy and physiology gifts featuring the symptoms of dengue fever along with the following query caption: "Do I Look Like I Have Dengue Fever?" No need to work in the medical field to enjoy! myTees
No need to be an evolutionary biologist to enjoy this tee featuring "The Lineage Of Algae". Algae are a large and diverse group of simple, typically autotrophic organisms, ranging from unicellular to multicellular forms. Algae are considered "simple" because they lack the many distinct organs found in land plants. No matter what you background, featuring educational scientific attitude with this detailed diagram. Note: Endosymbiotic events -- those that have been hypothesized by scientists -- are noted by dotted lines. This diagram represents the most parsimonious way of explaining the three types of endosymbiotic origins of chloroplasts. These types include the endosymbiotic events of cyanobacteria, red algae and green algae, leading to the hypothesis of the supergroups Archaeplastida, Chromalveolata and Cabozoa respectively. myTees
Showcase your wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics attitude toward life with a dose of geek humor with this tee featuring quantum entanglement via the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics -- i.e., Schrödinger's cat in both states, dead and/or alive. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about life with a dose of scientific fun: "Entanglement Motto Of My Life". Memorable tee for anyone who can't decided which state of matter one is in! myTees
No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you! myTees
Anyone who has a heartbeat will enjoy this wry scientific humor saying "I've Got Rhythm" on any of these gifts. Complete with ECG/EKG heart beat. No need to have an electrocardiogram to enjoy! Heartbeat and music lovers rejoice! myTees
You do not need to have a well-defined shoulder to enjoy this medical and anatomical humor tee that features, what else, "A Well-Defined Shoulder". Showcase your medical knowledge of the different parts of your shoulder with this labeled cheat sheet design! myTees
Are you just having a normal day? Enjoy this stats humor gift tee featuring the normal distribution curve, also known as bell curve or Gaussian distribution. Let others know that you are really "Just Having A Normal Day" with intelligent statistics attitude! myTees
Do you enjoy viewing Earth's history? Do you see Earth's history as our common history? Showcase wry educational fun with this Earth's history timeline spiral tee! Let others know exactly when life began and all of the periods, eons, and epochs that have taken place. Geological timeline for anyone who knows about our common history! myTees
Scientific attitude is alive and well on this DNA replication gift tee featuring leading and lagging strand that says "Driven By Own Code". If you are a driven person or if you work as a programmer, you'll enjoy this wry scientific attitude t-shirt! Inspirational, ambitious fun for those with drive! myTees
Do you like to think in terms of probabilities? Statisticians and those who like to think about statistics and hypothesis testing will enjoy this tee featuring the bell curve distribution (i.e., normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores along with the following saying: "Probabilistic Thinker Inside". Memorable geek humor tee for anyone who likes to think in probabilistic terms! myTees
No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics tee featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this t-shirt featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myTees
No need to be a meteorologist or earth scientist to know about cloud seeding, the attempt to change the amount or type of precipitation that falls from clouds, by dispersing substances into the air that serve as cloud condensation or ice nuclei, which alter the microphysical processes within the cloud. Comes with the definitional caption: "Form Of Intentional Weather Modification". myTees
Are you a totally solid person at the core level? Showcase your wry earth science attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different layers of the Earth, with Earth, of course, having a solid core. Comes with the double-entendre scientific saying "Totally Solid At My Core". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational humor today! myTees
No need to be an entomologist to know that an active mosquito season is on the way. Showcase your wry insect sense of humor with a dose of scientific flair with this tee featuring mosquito anatomy along with the saying "Be Careful It's Mosquito Season". Make others do a double-take with anatomical mosquito fun today! myTees
Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun! myTees
Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon. myTees
Software developers / software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an ice cream on Android's bug droid along with the saying "Ice Cream Thoughts Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you think about when you work on Android with a dose of sweet geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this Wonderland adventure tee featuring a quote by Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" with corresponding illustration by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take on the huge game of chess played all over the world with a dose of illogical humor! myTees
No need to be a geologist or paleontologist to enjoy this spiral of time "Geological Time In Perspective" gift tee. Featuring the various periods, eons, and epochs of Earth's history. Memorable gift of a spiral walk from Earth's inception! myTees
Economics humor comes alive on this tee featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor t-shirt today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myTees
Tongue-in-cheek anatomical neuron / synapse humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse, along with the saying "You Are Nothing But A Pack Of Neurons". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable gifts for all who ponder about who they truly are! myTees
No need to work in the medical field to know what an electrocardiogram looks like. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring an actual electrocardiogram (with identity blocked out), along with the query "What Does Your Electrocardiogram Look Like?" Wry educational health and medicine humor for all with a heartbeat! myTees
Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon. myTees
Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts! myTees
If you view life as a paradox, you'll enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics physics gifts featuring Schrödinger's cat thought experiment and the paradox it presents as applied to everyday objects. The thought experiment presents a cat that might be alive or dead, depending on an earlier random event. Make others do a double-take with quantum mechanics geek humor with any of these scientific humor gifts! myTees
Showcase the engine within with this biochemistry humor gift tee featuring the tricarboxylic acid cycle, also known as the Krebs cycle or citric acid cycle. Detailed educational scientific gift will surely be a favorite for anyone with lots of energy! Geek perspective t-shirt that's not just for biologists or biochemists only! myTees
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myTees
No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genius Is In My Genes". Make others do a double-take at where you get your intelligence from with a dose of biological attitude today! myTees
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right! myTees
Do you wear jeans to work? Are you working in a field related to biotechnology and/or the medial sector? Do you wish that everyday was called genes (jeans) day? Regardless of what you do, showcase your DNA replication attitude with any of these molecular biology gifts with the saying "Make Everyday Genes Day (Jeans Day)". Showcase your casual biological attitude with any of these memorable truism humor gifts! myTees
Geologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following saying that will make others do a double-take on why geologists are amongst the happiest people: "Geologists Are Among The World's Happiest People Because Igneous Is Bliss". Featuring graph / chart with different types of igneous rock according to silica content. myTees
For those who engage in toga parties or just want to study how the classical Greeks and Romans wore togas, here's an instructional gift tee just for you! Describes exactly what it says: "How To Wear A Toga". myTees
No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this t-shirt featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"! myTees
No need to be a Lifemaster to enjoy this duplicate bridge humor tee featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade) and the duplicate bridge truism "Duplicate Bridge Takes A Lifetime To Master". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what this saying means the next time you play bridge when wearing this bridge humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a cell biologist or molecular biologist to know about gene regulation or apoptosis. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring various signal transduction pathways along with the saying "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at all of the pathways within! myTees
Plumbers or anyone who lives in an old house with steam heating will enjoy this tee featuring the US Patent 1777333 by William K Simpson for The Hoffman Differential Loop. The Hoffman Differential Loop, a device with no moving parts, keeps water in the boiler by making sure that under no circumstance could pressure in the boiler exceed 10 ounces higher than the return piping. It did this by bleeding pressure into the returns after 10 ounces was reached in the boiler. Thus, for example, if the boiler reached 11 ounces in it, then 1 ounce would be bled into the return pipes, since at no time could the return pipes be more than 10 ounces different than the boiler. What this means is that water would always be able to return to the boiler and steam would always flow since there was a differential pressure between the supply and return pipes. This device maintains an unvarying water line in the boiler independent of boiler pressure, which means that water in the boiler is never lowered to a point where the heat from the fire can exert a destructive influence on the boiler. Celebrate technology that is still applicable today in the home heating systems of old houses. myTees
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with this geek saying tee featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun! myTees
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today! myTees
If you play duplicate bridge, then you probably know that "Duplicate Bridge Is A Game Of Count And Logic". Make others do a double-take at your next bridge game with a dose of duplicate bridge attitude with this tee featuring the four card suits as well as this bridge truism saying! myTees
Pay tribute to the man who invented radio, wireless, and essentially the twentieth century with this Nikola Tesla gift tee. Perfect tee for electrical engineers, scientists, and anyone who uses the inventions of the twentieth century today! myTees
No need to be bipolar to enjoy this magnetic field humor fun gift tee that says "Warning! Bipolar Inside". Featuring the North and South poles of a magnet, along with their respective magnetic fields. Scientific gag design for anyone who works with magnets or is interested in psychological physics attitude! No need to be a bipolar or on any medication to enjoy this truism! myTees
Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Great gifts for anyone with a logical mindset! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with this scientific attitude t-shirt featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". myTees
No need for a diet with any of these gifts featuring dessert attitude along with several desserts, some of the topped with chocolate. Comes with the dessert truism saying for all who love dessert: "Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First." Make others do a double-take on what can go wrong in their lives with tongue-in-cheek dessert humor today with these memorable gifts! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this tee featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational, scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myTees
Wry geek humor comes alive on this tee featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw, along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable tee! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myTees
Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myTees
