Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you wear jeans to work? Are you working in a field related to biotechnology and/or the medial sector? Do you wish that everyday was called genes (jeans) day? Regardless of what you do, showcase your DNA replication attitude with any of these molecular biology gifts with the saying "Make Everyday Genes Day (Jeans Day)". Showcase your casual biological attitude with any of these memorable truism humor gifts! myTees
Geologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following saying that will make others do a double-take on why geologists are amongst the happiest people: "Geologists Are Among The World's Happiest People Because Igneous Is Bliss". Featuring graph / chart with different types of igneous rock according to silica content. myTees
For those who engage in toga parties or just want to study how the classical Greeks and Romans wore togas, here's an instructional gift tee just for you! Describes exactly what it says: "How To Wear A Toga". myTees
No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this t-shirt featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"! myTees
No need to be a Lifemaster to enjoy this duplicate bridge humor tee featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade) and the duplicate bridge truism "Duplicate Bridge Takes A Lifetime To Master". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what this saying means the next time you play bridge when wearing this bridge humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a cell biologist or molecular biologist to know about gene regulation or apoptosis. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring various signal transduction pathways along with the saying "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at all of the pathways within! myTees
Plumbers or anyone who lives in an old house with steam heating will enjoy this tee featuring the US Patent 1777333 by William K Simpson for The Hoffman Differential Loop. The Hoffman Differential Loop, a device with no moving parts, keeps water in the boiler by making sure that under no circumstance could pressure in the boiler exceed 10 ounces higher than the return piping. It did this by bleeding pressure into the returns after 10 ounces was reached in the boiler. Thus, for example, if the boiler reached 11 ounces in it, then 1 ounce would be bled into the return pipes, since at no time could the return pipes be more than 10 ounces different than the boiler. What this means is that water would always be able to return to the boiler and steam would always flow since there was a differential pressure between the supply and return pipes. This device maintains an unvarying water line in the boiler independent of boiler pressure, which means that water in the boiler is never lowered to a point where the heat from the fire can exert a destructive influence on the boiler. Celebrate technology that is still applicable today in the home heating systems of old houses. myTees
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with this geek saying tee featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun! myTees
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today! myTees
If you play duplicate bridge, then you probably know that "Duplicate Bridge Is A Game Of Count And Logic". Make others do a double-take at your next bridge game with a dose of duplicate bridge attitude with this tee featuring the four card suits as well as this bridge truism saying! myTees
Pay tribute to the man who invented radio, wireless, and essentially the twentieth century with this Nikola Tesla gift tee. Perfect tee for electrical engineers, scientists, and anyone who uses the inventions of the twentieth century today! myTees
No need to be bipolar to enjoy this magnetic field humor fun gift tee that says "Warning! Bipolar Inside". Featuring the North and South poles of a magnet, along with their respective magnetic fields. Scientific gag design for anyone who works with magnets or is interested in psychological physics attitude! No need to be a bipolar or on any medication to enjoy this truism! myTees
Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Great gifts for anyone with a logical mindset! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with this scientific attitude t-shirt featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". myTees
No need for a diet with any of these gifts featuring dessert attitude along with several desserts, some of the topped with chocolate. Comes with the dessert truism saying for all who love dessert: "Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First." Make others do a double-take on what can go wrong in their lives with tongue-in-cheek dessert humor today with these memorable gifts! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this tee featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational, scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myTees
Wry geek humor comes alive on this tee featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw, along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable tee! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myTees
Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myTees
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon. myTees
No need to be an O-Chem major to know that you are "Powered By Organic Chemistry". Chemistry geek attitude is found on this biochemistry gift tee featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle). Showcase exactly what you are powered by with this science humor t-shirt! myTees
Showcase this biological truism with this detailed look at protein synthesis. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to showcase how you build proteins via amino acids in the ribosome. Colorful scientific diagram complete with labels. myTees
If you love chocolate, you'll enjoy this tee featuring the chemical molecule theobromine, the active ingredient that makes chocolate what it is, along with the following caption in Love Letters font: "I Love Chocolate". Make others do a double-take at your love of chocolate from a chemist's perspective today! myTees
No need to work in the medical or health care fields to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a detailed anatomical outline of the Circle of Willis, along with the truism saying "Life Flows Through My Circle Of Willis". Make others do a double-take of your scientific educational style with any of these Circle of Willis attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biology limitations attitude with this tee featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics Only One Facet Of Identity". Educational, scientific t-shirt for anyone who studies biological and psychological identity! myTees
No need to work in the medical field (although it probably helps!) to ask others this health technology inquiry: "What Does Your Electrocardiogram Look Like?" Showcase an EKG and demonstrate what an normal sinus rhythm on an ECG looks like! myTees
No need to be a doctor or nurse or lab technician to enjoy cardiac physiology fun with this medical humor gift tee that says "See Anything Wrong With My Wiggers Diagram?" Educational, scientific attitude for those who know about aortic pressure, left ventricular pressure, and left atrial pressure. A must have gift for anyone who knows about interpreting the electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG)! myTees
Do you exercise? Do you have caries? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring "Lactic Acid Inside" and the lactic acid chemical molecule. Make others do a double-take at the chemistry within you with this scientific saying geek humor tee! myTees
No need to be an explorer to enjoy this vintage drawing of the meeting between David Llvingstone, was one of the first Westerners to make a transcontinental journey across Africa, and Henry Morton Stanley. Stanley, who had been sent to find him by the New York Herald newspaper in 1869, found Livingstone in the town of Ujiji on the shores of Lake Tanganyika on 27 October 1871, greeting him with the now famous words "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" Recapture history with a dose of intellectual humor with this t-shirt! myTees
Showcase your wry internet mimetic sense of humor with this tee featuring a drawing of a catfish along with the saying "Have You Been Catfished?" Warn others about the pitfalls of social networking nowadays with a dose of naturalistic humor with this rhetorical question t-shirt! myTees
Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development fun gifts! myTees
Tornado fans will enjoy wearing this tee featuring a map of the United States and tornado activity in the United States, including the infamous "Tornado Alley". Ask yourself and others: "Where Are We Torpedoed By Tornadoes?" Meteorological and geographical fun for anyone who has experienced or seen a tornado and all who have yet to experience mother nature's full fury! myTees
No need to work in the healthcare or medical field to know that "Life Is All About Being Able To Breathe Freely". Make others do a double-take with this educational, scientific respiratory system tee. No need to have a breathing problem or disorder such as COPD to enjoy these health attitude truism saying t-shirt for anyone who breathes! myTees
Showcase wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set as well as the chess truism saying "Have A Strategic Mentality Play Chess". Make others do a double-take at what the game of chess teaches in life with these memorable chess saying gifts! myTees
Let others know all about DNA replication with this scientific attitude gift tee that says "Deoxyribonculeic Acid (DNA) Stuff Of Life". Educate others with this colorful DNA humor t-shirt, featuring leading and lagging strands, about what life truly is all about at the molecular level! myTees
Anyone who runs a distance between 5K and 26.2 miles will enjoy this tee featuring a chart that is one answer to the ubiquitous question that runners often ask themselves: "How Many Miles Per Week Should I Run?" Featuring a chart with various distances and training miles per week for both Elites and Mortals. Have fun with this running psyche humor t-shirt today! myTees
Do you like to build stuff? Face it, some of nature's finest builders are worker ants. Showcase your wry naturalist side with any of these entomology gifts featuring worker ant anatomy, complete with all key labels, along with the caption "Anatomy Of A Builder". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with any of these educational, scientific gifts today! myTees
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
If you play bridge and/or duplicate bridge, you'll enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "To Win At The Game Of Bridge You Must Obey The Game's Logic". Make others do a double-take at what is required to win when playing bridge with this memorable bridge attitude tee! T-shirt for any avid bridge player who understands the logic of the game! myTees
It is important to think clearly, not deeply. Enjoy this classic quote by wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." No need to be a scientist today to espouse the fact that we all need to think clearly, not deeply! Scientists of all ages, who think clearly, will enjoy this Nikola Tesla quote gift tee! myTees
Showcase your wry electromagnetic physics sense of humor with this educational, scientific tee featuring the electromagnetic spectrum along with labels for non-ionizing and ionizing radiation. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take whenever they think about radiation: "Do You Know The Difference Between Non-Ionizing And Ionizing Radiation?" myTees
Biologists who work with plants and animals will enjoy this educational gift tee featuring "Speciation Via Polyploidy", whereby 2n becomes 4n. Perfect evolutionary scientific t-shirt for those with at least 2n or who desire to create new species! myTees
Showcase your wry biological anatomical humor side with this peach diagram, complete with the saying: "Life Is Like A Peach - Permanent Stains Accumulate Over Time". Perfect t-shirt gift for any birthday or for anyone who enjoy a dose of fruity attitude! Let others know that life is a like a peach with this food for thought saying! myTees
Statisticians who have been criticized for having a lack of common sense will enjoy this stats humor gift tee! Says: "Of Course I Lack Common Sense - I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Includes bell curve (normal distribution curve) with percentages. Provide others with a reason to think about statistics with a tongue-in-cheek attitude! myTees
Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions! myTees
Let's face it, everyone is unique -- we all have uncommon DNA. Showcase your wry molecular biology humor side when you wear this gift t-shirt featuring DNA replication with the saying "Uncommon DNA Inside". Educational science attitude gift for anyone with a unique set of genes -- and yes, that means you! myTees
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy this bridge attitude t-shirt featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myTees
If you love to exercise, you'll enjoy wry biological attitude on this tee featuring a mitochondrion along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what goes on inside this cellular organelle the next time they exert themselves: "Exert Yourself Build Your Mitochondria". Classic educational bio geek humor tee for anyone who exerts oneself! myTees
Plumbers will enjoy this tee featuring the US Patent 1777333 by William K Simpson for The Hoffman Differential Loop along with the truism saying "Plumbers Do It With Pressure." The Hoffman Differential Loop, a device with no moving parts, keeps water in the boiler by making sure that under no circumstance could pressure in the boiler exceed 10 ounces higher than the return piping. It does this by bleeding pressure into the returns after 10 ounces was reached in the boiler. Thus, for example, if the boiler reached 11 ounces in it, then 1 ounce would be bled into the return pipes, since at no time could the return pipes be more than 10 ounces different than the boiler. What this means is that water would always be able to return to the boiler and steam would always flow since there was a differential pressure between the supply and return pipes. This device maintains an unvarying water line in the boiler independent of boiler pressure, which means that water in the boiler is never lowered to a point where the heat from the fire can exert a destructive influence on the boiler. Celebrate technology that is still applicable today in the home heating systems of old houses with this t-shirt featuring a 20th century invention! myTees
If you have an abnormal heartbeat -- whether due to congenital defect or being in love -- you'll enjoy any of these wry medical humor ECG/EKG gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". Gifts for all those who have a heartbeat and desire to display educational medical attitude! No need to work in a health profession to enjoy! myTees
If you are a Renaissance person, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the infamous self-portrait of Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci, along with one of this words of wisdom quotes on the subject of experience: "Though I may not, like them, be able to quote others authors, I shall rely on that which is much greater and more worthy - on experience the mistress of their masters." Make others do a double-take with any of these inspirational thoughtful philosophical wisdom Leonardo da Vinci quote gifts! myTees
