Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves! myTees
Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success! myTees
Have you ever donated blood? Showcase cheeky and wry scientific health and medicine humor with this diagram of the various blood types, along with the saying "Do We Have Compatible Blood Types?" Showcase blood type attitude today when you wear this gift t-shirt! myTees
If you know of someone who's a statistical outlier (friend, partner, co-worker, etc.), you'll enjoy this intelligent humor tee featuring the classic bell curve distribution along with the stats saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Includes a "You Are There" call-out pointing toward 3 standard deviations beyond the mean. No need to be statistically inclined to enjoy! myTees
Meteors and/or asteroids crashing into Earth can significantly alter the course of geological history for quite some time. Showcase your galactic and geological side with this wry science humor gift tee that says it all: "It Made Dinosaurs Extinct - Remember: It Could Happen Again". Perfect astronomical gift for those who like to study the history of Earth's collisions with outer space objects! myTees
No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes! myTees
Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement, along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect tee for any geek who feels displaced in this world! myTees
Regardless of whether or not you fish, you may, at times, want to notify others that you have Gone Fishin'. Let others know when you wear this Xiphophorus maculatus (a fish tank fish) that you have simply gone fishin'. Perfect bright red color for the viewing pleasure of others! myTees
Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today myTees
Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth science humor with any of these gifts featuring El Niño and La Niña with the scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean, occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken, allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean, occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar, generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual, pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. Make others do a double-take with either of these factors that can be seen as a contributor factor to global warming -- or as a consequence of it! myTees
If you enjoy today's wireless world, you'll enjoy wearing this classic quote by "Father of Radio" and wireless genius Nikola Tesla: "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all surpassing importance to man." Let others know who was the visionaire behind today's wireless world when you wear this t-shirt! myTees
Are you a fan of green algae? Biologists, botanists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the "Life Cycle Of Green Algae" -- specifically, Acetabularia mediterranea. Make others do a double-take on this fascinating organism with these biological attitude gifts! myTees
No need to work in the medical field -- although it certain helps -- to enjoy this wry kidney nephron humor tee featuring all of the key parts of the nephron (from medical textbook Gray's Anatomy) along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Word play on the word "real" and "renal". Make everyone do a double-take on what you mean today with anatomical attitude today! myTees
Economists will especially enjoy this supply-and-demand curve gift tee featuring supply and demand at equilibrium with this wry, raunchy saying "Economists Do It With Models". Showcase your tongue-in-cheek economic humor side today when you wear this educational graphic t-shirt! myTees
Bridge / duplicate bridge players understand the following tenet when playing bridge: "Never Criticize Your Partner During Play". Because bridge is such a psychological game, you'll understand this sound advice. No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myTees
Face it - you are powered by the Krebs cycle. Showcase this biochemical fact with a dose of Krebs cycle attitude on any of these geek humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Make others do a double-take at what you are powered by today with a dose of educational scientific fun! myTees
Do you enjoy casual Fridays when you can wear jeans to work? Do you have a biological sense of humor? Showcase your wry intelligent attitude with any of these biological gifts featuring DNA replication and a word play homophone on the word genes (jeans). Featuring the truism on casual Fridays: "Today Is Genes Day So I'm Showing You My Genes". No need to be a scientist, molecular biologist, geneticist, or medical profession to enjoy any of these memorable scientific saying gifts! myTees
Showcase wry microbial humor with this colorful prokaryote, complete with all important parts labeled on this tee. Those who work in the health and medical fields will enjoy the label "Staph Only" (Staff Only). Make others do a double-take about prokaryotes with this biology attitude tee today! No need to be a microbiologist or pathologist to enjoy! myTees
If you work with the Periodic Table of Elements, you'll enjoy wry scientific chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table, along with the saying "112th Element Product Of Nuclear Fusion - Ununbium, Soon To Be Copernicum". Soon, if not already, Copernicium will be the new name for Element 112. Make others do a double-take at the newest element in the chart with a dose of educational, scientific attitude! Perfect gifts for anyone into volatile metals! myTees
No need to be a mathematician to enjoy this toroid design with the wry humor saying "Topology Requires A Twisted Imagination" tee. Make others do a double-take on topology and how a doughnut and a coffee cup are essentially the same objects in the field of topology! myTees
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor t-shirt for anyone who knows how often he or she is right! myTees
No need to be a hydro power enthusiast to understand the power of a waterfall in nature. Showcase electrical engineer and wireless genius Nikola Tesla and his foresight into harnessing energy with this quotation tee on the more effective way to harness energy: "It should be borne in mind that electrical energy obtained by harnessing a waterfall is probably fifty times more effective than fuel energy. Since this is the most perfect way of rendering the sun's energy available, the direction of the future material development of man is clearly indicated." Memorable quotation t-shirt featuring words of wisdom by Tesla who was clearly way ahead of his time! myTees
Are you a physicist or physics major? Do you work as a software engineer developing apps? Let your big-picture side shine with this tee featuring the path from hardware to software along with the following saying: "From Physics To Engineering - It's An Applied World Out There". Make others do a double-take on the flow of information (from hardware) and application (from software) with this informative colorful t-shirt today! myTees
Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tee featuring the four card suits along with sound bridge advice "If Your Opponents Are Taking Away Your Contract - Double To Signal Trouble". Memorable bridge reminder t-shirt for anyone who plays bridge or duplicate bridge! myTees
Wry medical advice is found on this tee featuring classic geek humor that any nephrologist will enjoy. Design features a diagram of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Study Nephrology Because It's So Renal". Word play on the term "renal" - think "real". Be a realist with a dose of medical specialty humor with this t-shirt! myTees
Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry microbiology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring bacterial morphology along with the following saying that any microbiologist can identify with: "I Play With Bacteria All Day Long". myTees
If you love knowledge, you'll enjoy this Renaissance quote by genius Leonardo da Vinci: "Those who are in love with practice without knowledge are like the sailor who gets into a ship without rudder or compass and who never can be certain whether he is going. Practice must always be founded on sound theory, and to this perspective is the guide and the gateway; and without this nothing can be done well in the matter of drawing." Inspirational artistic quote gift tee for those who understand what it is to have perspective when one draws! myTees
No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with this tee featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for anyone who knows about the organic cycle within their cells! myTees
Statisticians, psychologists, social scientists, and economists will enjoy this tee featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myTees
Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor tee featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor tee for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myTees
Does playing the game of chess brighten your day? No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy wry chess humor with this tee featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Playing Chess Brightens My Day". Make others do a double-take at the good mood that playing chess can put oneself in with this chess attitude t-shirt! myTees
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this bridge advice tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Tempo Should Be Kept On An Even Keel". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice the next time you're at the bridge table! No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myTees
No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry graphical side with this math/stats humor tee featuring stationary points and inflection points, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Stationary Points & Inflection Points". Memorable tee for anyone who knows about the stationary points and inflection points in one's life! myTees
All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound! myTees
Bell curve attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Formalizing The Intuitive". No need to be a psychologist or statistician or mathematician to enjoy! Memorable stats humor t-shirt for anyone who knows about the discipline of statistics! myTees
Showcase your mathematical and geometric side with this "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem" gift tee. Perfect gift tee for any math or geometry teacher. Simple Euclidean math geek t-shirt for those who know about proof! myTees
No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels. Comes with the often-heard saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with a dose of scientific attitude today! myTees
Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor tee featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor t-shirt for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myTees
No need to be an entomologist to know that an active mosquito season is on the way. Showcase your wry insect sense of humor with a dose of scientific flair with this tee featuring mosquito anatomy along with the saying "Be Careful It's Mosquito Season". Make others do a double-take with anatomical mosquito fun today! myTees
No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this Wonderland adventure tee featuring a quote by Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" with corresponding illustration by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take on the huge game of chess played all over the world with a dose of illogical humor! myTees
No need to be a geologist to appreciate the passage of time in Earth's history. You'll enjoy wearing this "Geological Time Scale" gift tee featuring the various epochs and periods in geological time. Educational scientific gift for anyone concerned about Earth's age and where the present fits in! myTees
Plate tectonics humor comes alive on this geology gift tee featuring India colliding with the Eurasian plate to form the Himalayas. Showcase wit and wisdom with the timeless age saying "Naturally, I Was Not There When The Himalayas Formed". Raw humor for those who know that tectonic collisions happen over long periods of time! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry. myTees
If you're a fan of vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule attitude gifts featuring ascorbic acid along with the saying "Ascorbic Acid Inside". Make others do a double-take about ascorbic acid with any of these scientific, educational ascorbic acid gifts today! myTees
Those who study wave propagation and diffraction will enjoy this "Huygens Diffraction" physics gift tee. Just let others know that each point of an advancing wave front is in fact the center of a fresh disturbance and the source of a new train of waves; each advancing wave as a whole may be regarded as the sum of all the secondary waves arising from points in the medium already traversed. Got that? Perfect gift tee for those interested in waves and quantum electrodynamics! myTees
Are you taking nitroglycerin for heart problems? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the scientific and medical truism saying "Nitroglycerin Makes My Heart Work Better". Dynamite molecule for all with a sense of humor! myTees
Cryptologists of all ages will enjoy this simple substitution cipher exchanging letters for symbols based on a grid. Also known as the mason's cipher or Freemason's cipher or pigpen cipher. One of the easiest ciphers to decipher, especially when "X Marks The Spot"! myTees
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myTees
