Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy this bridge attitude t-shirt featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myTees
The Fujita scale is a scale for rating tornado intensity, based on the damage tornadoes inflict on human-built structures and vegetation. No need to be a meteorologist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the technical details of the Fujita tornado intensity scale as originally devised by Tetsuya Theodore Fujita, as published in Satellite Mesometeorology Research Program Research Paper Number 91 in 1971. Memorable gifts for any tornado watcher! myTees
Do you lack available free energy in your day? Do you have a wry sense of chemistry and/or physics humor? Showcase your thermodynamic potential attitude with this tongue-in-cheek science humor t-shirt featuring the classic graph along with the saying "Where Did Gibbs Find Lots Of Available Free Energy?". Educational, scientific Gibbs humor for all who wonder where all of this available free energy comes from! myTees
Showcase the engine within with this biochemistry humor gift tee featuring the tricarboxylic acid cycle, also known as the Krebs cycle or citric acid cycle. Detailed educational scientific gift will surely be a favorite for anyone with lots of energy! Geek perspective t-shirt that's not just for biologists or biochemists only! myTees
No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all! myTees
No need to be a biologist or gardener to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Typical Moss". Moss do not have flowers or seeds, and their simple leaves cover the thin wiry stems. In addition to lacking a vascular system, mosses have a gametophyte-dominant life cycle, i.e. the plant's cells are haploid for most of its life cycle. Sporophytes (i.e. the diploid body) are short-lived and dependent on the gametophyte. Make others do a double-take with biological fun for any of these gifts featuring the life cycle of a typical moss! myTees
Are you a software developer? Do you believe that you have software developer genes inside of you? Showcase your wry self with a dose of Android robot / bugdroid (bug droid) sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot along with DNA replication, in addition to the truism saying "Software Developer Genes Inside". Each letter featuring a mini-bug droid in a different position. Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer attitude today! Especially apropos gifts for all those who work on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
You probably know about the new logo by the USDA, using a plate instead of a pyramid. Showcase your food for thought side with this MyPlate attitude tee featuring the USDA logo along with the thoughtful saying "Notice The Absence Of Dessert Think About It". Note: None of these products are endorsed or sponsored by the USDA. This t-shirt is meant for you to think critically about today's diet and nutrition guidelines and is intended to provoke discussion. myTees
Face it -- you are powered by biochemistry. No need to be a biochemist to enjoy any of these wry biochemistry attitude gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the caption "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable scientific educational gift for all who know about cellular metabolism! myTees
If you go to meeting after meeting in the scientific world, you'll enjoy this wry scientific tee featuring E. coli under the electron microscope with the caption "Meetings In the Microbial World", along with the tongue-in-cheek double entendre saying about having a quorum as featured in a call-out: "Do We Have A Quorum To Do Quorum Sensing?" No need to be a biologist or microbiologist to enjoy this t-shirt! For all who go to meeting after meeting! myTees
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy this educational, scientific tee featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today with this tee! myTees
Wry biological and anatomical humor are found on this bean seed (dicotyledon) advice tee, complete with key labels. Saying says it all: "Sow The Seed Of Kindness". No need to be a gardener or perfect to sow the seed of kindness with this timeless truism t-shirt! Scientific humor for anyone who is kind! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts! myTees
No need to be an economist -- specifically, a macroeconomist -- to enjoy this gift tee featuring the circulation of labor, wages, taxes, transfers, and government expenditures in macroeconomics. Caption asks: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics?". Educational, econ humor fun for anyone who lives in our society and understands the flow of capital! myTees
No need to be a social scientist or population scientist to enjoy wry social science humor with this tee featuring the four stages demographic transition model. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying in Love Letters font: "Love Demography It's Always In Transition". Perfect t-shirt for anyone who loves demography or is always in transition! myTees
Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this tee. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect t-shirt for anyone who lives in today's wireless world and depends upon the wheelwork of nature! myTees
Educational, scientific, anatomical attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring the Circle of Willis, the structure of arteries that provide blood flow to the brain. Make others do a double-take with a dose of circulatory attitude with this t-shirt featuring "Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow To The Brain". myTees
Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today! myTees
Any chess player who loves to do battle with the game of chess will enjoy this t-shirt featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "A Battle Of Minds Is Found In The Game Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at the chess table with this memorable chess attitude tee! myTees
If you have ever used the archaic computer language COBOL way back in the 1970s, you'll enjoy any of these computer programming language geek gifts featuring the often used acronym for COBOL: "Compiles Only Because Of Luck". Make others do a double-take about the computer language COBOL that is still in existence in all of those legacy systems with these unforgettable programmer truism saying gifts! myTees
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry emergency medical technician (EMT) gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram. ECG/EKG humor for all, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "I Just Need Some Leads". Make others do a double-take about what you need and what you are measuring with a dose of scientific, technical heartbeat rhythm fun! myTees
Biology humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring protein synthesis within the cell. True-to-life scientific attitude saying says "Having A Coherent Life Depends Upon Protein Synthesis". Let others know that coherence in the biological world is dependent upon protein synthesis with this colorful, educational cell biology gift! myTees
No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts! myTees
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myTees
Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter". myTees
Have you ever been told to eyeball it? Do you eyeball things -- such as measurements? Showcase your wry anatomical humor side with any of these literal gifts featuring all key parts of a human eye. Includes the truism saying "Just Eyeball It". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean with any of these memorable ophthamological attitude gifts today! No need to be an optician, optometrist, or ophthalmologist to enjoy! myTees
No need to work in the health and medicine field to understand the connection between antibiotic resistance and the rise of superbugs. Let others know about this biological link with this tee featuring the following sound reminder: "Remember: Antibiotic Resistance Leads To The Rise Of Superbugs". myTees
Are you a supertaster, a person who experiences the sense of taste with far greater intensity than average? Scientists believe that there is a genetic component to being a supertaster, namely that is related to the presence of the TAS2R38 gene. Showcase your wry molecular biology side if you are a supertaster with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Supertaster Genes Inside". myTees
Make others do a double-take with any of these economics attitude gifts featuring the inquiry "What's Your Nation's Gini Coefficient?" The Gini index shows the income disparity amongst different nations -- ranging from United States, Japan, and Brazil -- since World War II. No matter what you do or how much you make, showcase your interest in income disparity with any of these educational Gini coefficient gifts today! myTees
Showcase wry molecular biology humor with any of these gifts featuring RNA splicing, complete with introns and exons. Funny scientific saying says it all: "Reduce Your Junk Support Gene Splicing". Make others do a double-take about themselves and their level of junk at the level of their genes with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational science humor gifts! No need to be a genetic engineer to enjoy! myTees
Do you like chili peppers? Do you enjoy the taste of the pungent heat that many of them carry? Let your wry chemical foodie side shine with this tee featuring a variety of peppers on the Scoville scale according to their respective Scoville Heat Unit (SHU). Ask yourself and others this key question: "How Hot Do You Like It?" Vegetable humor tee for anyone who likes capsaicin-laden peppers. myTees
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge It's A Fascinating Game". myTees
Are you a physician from a family of physicians? Showcase your wry physician side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication and the saying "Physician Genes Inside". Make everyone do a double-take about exactly what type of genes you truly have with a dose of molecular biology humor today! myTees
Are you a helicopter parent? Showcase your wry parental style with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a heliport, along with the saying "Helicopter Parent Inside". Make others do a double-take about the way that you parent with a dose of transportation sign humor today! myTees
Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development fun gifts! myTees
Whether or not you are a statistician, if you do statistics, you'll enjoy this "Think Linear" gift tee featuring linear regression. Statistics humor for anyone who thinks that we live in a linear world! myTees
Statisticians, economists, psychologists, and social scientists who think in terms of hypothesis testing and statistics will enjoy any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the saying "Just Think Linear Regression". Educational statistical geek attitude gifts for all who do statistics! myTees
Make others wonder what you are wearing with this cryptography design! Featuring stick figure cipher from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes' tale of "The Adventure of the Dancing Men". Showcase your decoding and cryptanalyst side with this "Think Substitution" cryptographer gift tee! myTees
Showcase your wry earth science / rock hound side the next time you go rock hunting with any of these wry scientific saying gifts featuring a basic classification scheme for igneous rocks according to their mineralogy (primarily on silica content) along with the saying "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite". myTees
Let everyone know, when wearing this wry evolutionary biology humor gift tee, that "We All Descended From Her" -- meaning Mitochondrial Eve. Cladistics lineage evolutionary tree for anyone living today! Perfect scientific attitude gift for any evolutionary ecologist or paleontologist! myTees
Experienced bridge players (duplicate bridge players as well) will enjoy any of these wry bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces At All Times". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge truism saying gifts! myTees
If you create from the materials around you- as if they were building blocks -- you'll enjoy this yellow diamond warning sign tee with three alphabet blocks (A, B, C) along with the saying "Bricoleur Inside". For the record, bricolage is the construction or creation of a work from a diverse range of things that happen to be available, or a work created by such a process. It can refer to computer programmer's style of coding. In this style of coding, the programmer works without an exhaustive preliminary specification, opting instead for a step-by-step growth and re-evaluation process. Social psychology geek attitude for all! myTees
Do you come alive at twilight? Is twilight your favorite time of day? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Crepuscular Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on your photopreference behavior today with this t-shirt! myTees
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myTees
Regardless of what profession you are working in, showcase wry scientific biological humor with any of these bacteria / microbiology gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Staph Only" [Staff Only -- or, a shortened version of Staphylococcus, a gram-positive bacteria]. Featuring colorful prokaryote, along with key labels of all parts. Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to communicate with any of these wordplay bacterial attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myTees
Do you know about the twelve founding schools of thermodynamics? Showcase your educational side with any of these gifts featuring the "Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics". Historians and physicists will enjoy reviewing the accomplishments and contributions of the various schools of thought to the discipline of thermodynamics with these timeless scientific history gifts! myTees
Economics humor comes alive on this tee featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor t-shirt today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myTees
Showcase the fuel cell from within with wry biochemical humor. Enjoy any of these "A Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate" gifts! myTees
