Meetings In The Microbial World (Quorum Sensing) T-Shirt

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If you go to meeting after meeting in the scientific world, you'll enjoy this wry scientific tee featuring E. coli under the electron microscope with the caption "Meetings In the Microbial World", along with the tongue-in-cheek double entendre saying about having a quorum as featured in a call-out: "Do We Have A Quorum To Do Quorum Sensing?" No need to be a biologist or microbiologist to enjoy this t-shirt! For all who go to meeting after meeting! myTees

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) T-Shirt

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees

Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron T-Shirt

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Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy this educational, scientific tee featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today with this tee! myTees

Sow The Seed Of Kindness (Seed Anatomy Humor) T-Shirt

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Wry biological and anatomical humor are found on this bean seed (dicotyledon) advice tee, complete with key labels. Saying says it all: "Sow The Seed Of Kindness". No need to be a gardener or perfect to sow the seed of kindness with this timeless truism t-shirt! Scientific humor for anyone who is kind! myTees

Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle T-Shirt

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Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts! myTees

Do You Know About The Circulation Macroeconomics? T-Shirt

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No need to be an economist -- specifically, a macroeconomist -- to enjoy this gift tee featuring the circulation of labor, wages, taxes, transfers, and government expenditures in macroeconomics. Caption asks: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics?". Educational, econ humor fun for anyone who lives in our society and understands the flow of capital! myTees

Love Demography It's Always In Transition T-Shirt

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No need to be a social scientist or population scientist to enjoy wry social science humor with this tee featuring the four stages demographic transition model. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying in Love Letters font: "Love Demography It's Always In Transition". Perfect t-shirt for anyone who loves demography or is always in transition! myTees

Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote T-Shirt

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Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on this tee. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect t-shirt for anyone who lives in today's wireless world and depends upon the wheelwork of nature! myTees

Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow Brain T-Shirt

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Educational, scientific, anatomical attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring the Circle of Willis, the structure of arteries that provide blood flow to the brain. Make others do a double-take with a dose of circulatory attitude with this t-shirt featuring "Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow To The Brain". myTees

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor T-Shirt

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today! myTees

A Battle Of Minds Is Found In The Game Of Chess T-Shirt

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Any chess player who loves to do battle with the game of chess will enjoy this t-shirt featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "A Battle Of Minds Is Found In The Game Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at the chess table with this memorable chess attitude tee! myTees

COBOL Compiles Only Because Of Luck T-Shirt

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If you have ever used the archaic computer language COBOL way back in the 1970s, you'll enjoy any of these computer programming language geek gifts featuring the often used acronym for COBOL: "Compiles Only Because Of Luck". Make others do a double-take about the computer language COBOL that is still in existence in all of those legacy systems with these unforgettable programmer truism saying gifts! myTees

I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T-Shirt

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry emergency medical technician (EMT) gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram. ECG/EKG humor for all, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "I Just Need Some Leads". Make others do a double-take about what you need and what you are measuring with a dose of scientific, technical heartbeat rhythm fun! myTees

Having A Coherent Life Depends Protein Synthesis T-Shirt

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Biology humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring protein synthesis within the cell. True-to-life scientific attitude saying says "Having A Coherent Life Depends Upon Protein Synthesis". Let others know that coherence in the biological world is dependent upon protein synthesis with this colorful, educational cell biology gift! myTees

Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) T-Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts! myTees

Just Call Me Statistically Significant T-Shirt

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myTees

Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson T-Shirt

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Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter". myTees

Just Eyeball It (Eye Anatomy Approximation Saying) T-Shirt

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Have you ever been told to eyeball it? Do you eyeball things -- such as measurements? Showcase your wry anatomical humor side with any of these literal gifts featuring all key parts of a human eye. Includes the truism saying "Just Eyeball It". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean with any of these memorable ophthamological attitude gifts today! No need to be an optician, optometrist, or ophthalmologist to enjoy! myTees

Remember Antibiotic Resistance Rise Of Superbugs T-Shirt

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No need to work in the health and medicine field to understand the connection between antibiotic resistance and the rise of superbugs. Let others know about this biological link with this tee featuring the following sound reminder: "Remember: Antibiotic Resistance Leads To The Rise Of Superbugs". myTees

Supertaster Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

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Are you a supertaster, a person who experiences the sense of taste with far greater intensity than average? Scientists believe that there is a genetic component to being a supertaster, namely that is related to the presence of the TAS2R38 gene. Showcase your wry molecular biology side if you are a supertaster with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Supertaster Genes Inside". myTees

What's Your Nation's Gini Coefficient? (Economics) T-Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with any of these economics attitude gifts featuring the inquiry "What's Your Nation's Gini Coefficient?" The Gini index shows the income disparity amongst different nations -- ranging from United States, Japan, and Brazil -- since World War II. No matter what you do or how much you make, showcase your interest in income disparity with any of these educational Gini coefficient gifts today! myTees

Reduce Your Junk Support Gene Splicing (RNA Humor) T-Shirt

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Showcase wry molecular biology humor with any of these gifts featuring RNA splicing, complete with introns and exons. Funny scientific saying says it all: "Reduce Your Junk Support Gene Splicing". Make others do a double-take about themselves and their level of junk at the level of their genes with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational science humor gifts! No need to be a genetic engineer to enjoy! myTees

How Hot Do You Like It? Scoville Scale Heat Units T-Shirt

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Do you like chili peppers? Do you enjoy the taste of the pungent heat that many of them carry? Let your wry chemical foodie side shine with this tee featuring a variety of peppers on the Scoville scale according to their respective Scoville Heat Unit (SHU). Ask yourself and others this key question: "How Hot Do You Like It?" Vegetable humor tee for anyone who likes capsaicin-laden peppers. myTees

Play Bridge It's A Fascinating Game (Card Suits) T-Shirt

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Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge It's A Fascinating Game". myTees

Physician Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

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Are you a physician from a family of physicians? Showcase your wry physician side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication and the saying "Physician Genes Inside". Make everyone do a double-take about exactly what type of genes you truly have with a dose of molecular biology humor today! myTees

Helicopter Parent Inside (Sign) T-Shirt

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Are you a helicopter parent? Showcase your wry parental style with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a heliport, along with the saying "Helicopter Parent Inside". Make others do a double-take about the way that you parent with a dose of transportation sign humor today! myTees

Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) T-Shirt

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Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development fun gifts! myTees

Think Linear (Linear Regression) T-Shirt

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Whether or not you are a statistician, if you do statistics, you'll enjoy this "Think Linear" gift tee featuring linear regression. Statistics humor for anyone who thinks that we live in a linear world! myTees

Just Think Linear Regression (Statistics) T-Shirt

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Statisticians, economists, psychologists, and social scientists who think in terms of hypothesis testing and statistics will enjoy any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the saying "Just Think Linear Regression". Educational statistical geek attitude gifts for all who do statistics! myTees

Think Substitution (Cryptography Dancing Men) T-Shirt

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Make others wonder what you are wearing with this cryptography design! Featuring stick figure cipher from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes' tale of "The Adventure of the Dancing Men". Showcase your decoding and cryptanalyst side with this "Think Substitution" cryptographer gift tee! myTees

I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite T-Shirt

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Showcase your wry earth science / rock hound side the next time you go rock hunting with any of these wry scientific saying gifts featuring a basic classification scheme for igneous rocks according to their mineralogy (primarily on silica content) along with the saying "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite". myTees

We All Descended From Her (Mitochondrial Eve) T-Shirt

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Let everyone know, when wearing this wry evolutionary biology humor gift tee, that "We All Descended From Her" -- meaning Mitochondrial Eve. Cladistics lineage evolutionary tree for anyone living today! Perfect scientific attitude gift for any evolutionary ecologist or paleontologist! myTees

Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces T-Shirt

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Experienced bridge players (duplicate bridge players as well) will enjoy any of these wry bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experienced Bridge Players Wear Their Poker Faces At All Times". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge truism saying gifts! myTees

Bricoleur Inside (Building Blocks Warning Sign) T-Shirt

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If you create from the materials around you- as if they were building blocks -- you'll enjoy this yellow diamond warning sign tee with three alphabet blocks (A, B, C) along with the saying "Bricoleur Inside". For the record, bricolage is the construction or creation of a work from a diverse range of things that happen to be available, or a work created by such a process. It can refer to computer programmer's style of coding. In this style of coding, the programmer works without an exhaustive preliminary specification, opting instead for a step-by-step growth and re-evaluation process. Social psychology geek attitude for all! myTees

Crepuscular Genes Inside DNA Humor T-Shirt

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Do you come alive at twilight? Is twilight your favorite time of day? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Crepuscular Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on your photopreference behavior today with this t-shirt! myTees

Software DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

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Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myTees

Staph Only (Bacteria Health Medicine Humor) T-Shirt

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Regardless of what profession you are working in, showcase wry scientific biological humor with any of these bacteria / microbiology gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Staph Only" [Staff Only -- or, a shortened version of Staphylococcus, a gram-positive bacteria]. Featuring colorful prokaryote, along with key labels of all parts. Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to communicate with any of these wordplay bacterial attitude gifts! myTees

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside DNA Replication T-Shirt

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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myTees

Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics T-Shirt

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Do you know about the twelve founding schools of thermodynamics? Showcase your educational side with any of these gifts featuring the "Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics". Historians and physicists will enjoy reviewing the accomplishments and contributions of the various schools of thought to the discipline of thermodynamics with these timeless scientific history gifts! myTees

Are You At Equilibrium? (Supply-And-Demand Curve) T-Shirt

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Economics humor comes alive on this tee featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor t-shirt today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myTees

A Different Type Of Fuel Cell (ATP) T-Shirt

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Showcase the fuel cell from within with wry biochemical humor. Enjoy any of these "A Different Type Of Fuel Cell Adenosine Triphosphate" gifts! myTees

Telomeres Responsible For Aging At Cellular Level T-Shirt

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Biology attitude comes alive on this telomere design featuring the chromosome, as well as labels of both telomeres and centromere. Caption says: "Responsible For Aging At The Cellular Level". Showcase your scientific side with any of the telomere definition gifts today! Perfect gifts for molecular biologists of any age! myTees

Quality DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

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No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves! myTees

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder Wonderland T-Shirt

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Let your Wonderland fantasy sense of humor shine with this illogical tee featuring a lobster looking into a mirror and using a brush as drawn by John Tenniel. Comes with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take on the standards of beauty in the world around us: "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder". myTees

Nikola Tesla Think Clearly Sane Quote T-Shirt

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It is important to think clearly, not deeply. Enjoy this classic quote by wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." No need to be a scientist today to espouse the fact that we all need to think clearly, not deeply! Scientists of all ages, who think clearly, will enjoy this Nikola Tesla quote gift tee! myTees

To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question Bridge T-Shirt

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If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy this bridge attitude t-shirt featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare! myTees

Imprisoned Inside (Jeremy Bentham Panopticon) T-Shirt

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Do you feel like you are being watched all the time? Showcase your wry modernity side with a dose of architectural style with this t-shirt featuring the original blueprint of a panopticon as drawn by Jeremy Bentham. Make others do a double-take about how you feel about the world with this "Imprisoned Inside" saying tee today! myTees

Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) T-Shirt

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with this yellow diamond warning sign tee featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky! myTees

In Life Are You Catalytic Enough? (Enzyme) T-Shirt

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Are you a catalyst in life? Or rather, "In Life Are You Catalytic Enough?" Showcase wry biochemistry humor with this enzyme-substrate complex tee featuring the induced-fit model, along with the reflective life saying! Memorable educational scientific tee for any science teacher and anyone who wonders whether one operates as a catalyst in life! myTees

Second Law Of Thermodynamics Work (Physics) T-Shirt

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Physicists will enjoy any of these Carnot engine work definition gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which is elucidated in the following: "The Second Law Of Thermodynamics states that temperature differences between systems in contact tend to even out & that work can be obtained from these non-equilibrium differences." Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational thermodynamics physics attitude today with these gifts! myTees